yumantimatter:

squareallworthy:

caprice-nisei-enjoyer:

floofshy:

As you know, you can make writers lives easier by doing unnecessary exposition scenes in real life, thereby making them realistic.

Thank you for making this post on the hip social media site that we frequent at this point in our lives. I’m reblogging it both because it’s funny and because I consider us friends

Yes, in the early 21st century we often consider people we only interact with over social media as friends, even if we have never met them in real life. And that’s why I have not only reblogged this post, but also liked it (by clicking a button with my mouse).

I am reblogging this post (that means sharing it to my personal blog so more people can see it btw) from my mobile phone! So I am not clicking any buttons with a mouse but rather using my fingers to touch the displayed images of buttons on the phone’s screen, which is descriptively called a “touchscreen”.


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#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

alkatyn:

foone:

foone:

foone:

There exist another dimension called The Empty World. It’s very much like ours, in fact it seems to have been identical up until a few weeks ago, but it always seems that way. If you go there today, it was identical in late february, and if you go there this october, it’ll have been identical until september.

It’s empty, as you might guess. There’s no humans, and no animals bigger than a cockroach. The sky is grey, and it slowly rains ash. It’s colder than our world by a bit, enough to require a jacket even in summer. The streets are empty, the cars parked neatly in their garages or in lots, but they’re all empty and abandoned, their doors locked like they expect their owners to return any minute now.

The newspapers left on stands don’t mention any oncoming disaster. We have no idea what the TV or internet would have said: the power is out. The power is very, very out. Not just the grid, but batteries are drained. The cars won’t start, the emergency lights are out, and anything with solar panels seems to be getting less energy than you’d expect, even with the perpetually overcast sky.

It’s a very silent world, like the calm after a snowstorm. Sounds don’t seem to echo as much as they should, nor does sound seem to travel as far. The radio spectrum is empty except for static, there’s no one transmitting on any frequency.

There’s fewer fires than you’d expect. Even places you’d expect to soon catch fire without human intervention are still standing, undamaged. Campfires can be lit but with difficulty: something is keeping them from burning as they should. Even if you pour kerosene on a campfire it’ll barely grow, it’s like something sucked the energy out of everything.

All the locked buildings are still locked. Alarms don’t sound if you break in (understandable, given the power situation), and of course no one comes to investigate. So The Empty World is your oyster: you can break in wherever you want (provided you can physically do it: some doors are pretty hard to pry open even with tools), take whatever you want, and bring it back here.

Everything resets when you leave. You always enter The Empty World like it’s your first time there, like this just happened and you’re late to the party… but the party keeps getting rescheduled. You can even take something multiple times if you want.

When you enter The Empty World you get there at the same relative position as you are on this world. If you’re in New York, you show up in the empty New York. If you’re in Topeka, you show up in empty Topeka. So you have to travel around this world to get to where you want, and you can’t just appear in the middle of a bank vault… unless you break into the vault from this world. (So it’s great if you work at a bank and want to steal from your employer without repercussions, but not so useful otherwise).

You don’t just have to take things, you know. You can take computers and files and books and diaries. You will have to deal with recharging laptops and breaking through any security when you get back, but it’s doable.

So, imagine you’ve just gotten access to The Empty World. What are you going to do with it? What will you take, and where will you go?

This is a writing prompt if you want it to be. Feel free to write/draw/whatever about this setting!

And don’t worry about “canon”: there’s something enough weird going on with this setting that’s enough to justify variation in the setting. Maybe when you go there, you eventually find out what caused the death of the world. Maybe that doesn’t agree with what I find out when I go there. Maybe your world isn’t as empty as it seems! This is partially based on a reoccurring dream I had, and in one instance the “empty” world was full of people hiding. Hiding from what? I never found out. Maybe you will.

Just stick “based on/Inspired by The Empty World by Foone” somewhere in/on anything you make about it. Otherwise go nuts.

Some things that might be fun to explore, ones I intentionally didn’t nail down: (I have theories but I don’t want to make any of them concrete)

  • What’s all that ash in the air? You could stick it under a microscope/Gas chromatograph. What it is could be a big hint as to what happened to this world
  • I mention in one of the reblogs that two or more people can go there at a time, but there’s only one return trip. What happens to people left behind?
  • The power is out, and this extends to batteries. Sure, maybe the coal plants and nuclear power aren’t running anymore, but what about hydroelectric power? Why isn’t the hoover dam still making power?
  • As multiple people have suggested, what if you go above the ash cloud? What if you launch a balloon or a rocket?
  • I mention the newspapers not saying what happened, but maybe this just happened too fast for them to get a new issue out? Maybe you could go to a TV station and get their computers running again (bring in your own batteries, or bring their computers back to our world). Maybe they did cover what was happening.
  • There’s lots of straightforward ways to get rich by stealing and/or duplicating things using The Empty World. What’s the most interesting thing you could do by its ability to let you travel into places you couldn’t normally get to (because of guards and locked doors)?
  • Here’s a thought: rescuing recently destroyed/stolen things. It’s based on the world of a few weeks ago, right? What if the Louve burns down, and a lot of priceless art is destroyed. If you jump into The Empty World anytime in the next couple weeks, they’ll still be there, untouched. You could “steal” them and return them to this world.
  • You’re in The Empty World and you hear a scream in the distance. You brought no one with you. Do you run towards the scream or do you get out of there immediately?
  • Did you wear a respirator into The Empty World? Have you been breathing in all that ash? Maybe that has repercussions.
  • You arrive, and someone has written a message in the ash. A warning. For people like you.

I feel like you could have a setting with people raiding and “prospecting” post apocalypse setting style, but a certain percentage of them just never come back, and we don’t know why. So everyone who goes is taking a chance that whatever it is that’s getting everyone else gets them. Only a few percent die, so y’know, it could just be people having entirely mundane accidents, right?


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#story ideas I will never write #(probably) #apocalypse cw #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

curls-cat asked: trick or treat!! (Where are you finding all these foods)

randomitemdrop:

Well, initially I just googled “weird candy” on DuckDuckGo, but then I got a few hundred more requests, so I’ve also tried “[country] candy” and “[flavor] candy” and “[shape] candy” and so on. You, for example, got: a chocolate pentagon from the Pentagon gift shop

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#food #home of the brave #the more you know #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

nothingweirdhere:

kaijuno:

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when they get shaved the new fur grows in darker than it would normally be cuz they’re colder in that area!

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#it got better #cats #the power of science #the more you know #adorable #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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mufasamonsta:

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

3fluffies:

Dying.

ciatri:

Every fucking time I know what’s at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.

randomslasher:

I’m so happy this post is back again asdlkfjsa

gayelectro:

HAPPY TEN YEARS TO “TWAS I THAT SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE”

itsyapeepkiri:

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @hellsite-hall-of-girlfriend

2 million

2 million f☆☆king notes.

How


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#cats #that one post with the thing #Tumblr traditions #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

rustingbridges:

these days people link to twitter and even in the case that a thread looks interesting I simply cannot read it. 1/11 ok but where are the other ten. there’s nothing on the page that shows them and half of the links 401. I hope people will eventually start posting interesting things on platforms that support sharing


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#yes this #for now it remains possible to circumvent this with third-party interfaces #but someday the last vestiges of Nitter will die and that will be the end of Twitter #Twitter #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #amnesia cw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

firebirdscratches:

pigeony:

what if you’re giving birth to twins and it’s the end of daylights savings day and the older twin was born first but the second twin travels back in time and is born an hour before the first twin, would that be fucked up or what.

This is like one of those riddle-of-the-Sphinx loopholes, like “I can only be defeated by a younger brother who is first born of his family” and this clown rolls up like “BUDDY, HAVE I GOT A STORY FOR YOU…”


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#Daylight Savings Time #fun with loopholes #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

maryellencarter:

big-ass-magnet:

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Hi, Mass Effect Legendary Edition is on sale for SIX DOLLARS.

That’s all three games, almost all the DLCs (rip, Pinnacle Station) including weapon and armor packs, for six goddamn dollars.

HOLY SHIT

look, if you can stand shooters at all (the easy mode, target assist, and squadmate auto-attacks are extremely helpful – this was the first video game I ever played), and if you think you’d be interested in 260+ hours *per playthrough* (the first game alone takes three playthroughs for 100% completion) of roleplay-heavy story content In Spaaaaace with close to two dozen potential found-family members played by some of the best voice actors in video games…

Do check if your computer can run the game, Legendary Edition is pretty graphics-heavy. But my god, six dollars for (if you like it as much as I do) literally thousands of hours of entertainment? Damn.

(Also, MELE is deliberately optimized to be modded. Check out NexusMods to see just how bananas the mods scene is, because it’s fucking amazeballs. Mass Effect 1’s original PC port was literally unmoddable due to loss of the original masters, and between the inbuilt moddability of LE and the dedication of the modding community, it’s now got mods I always wanted and never *dreamed* could exist. Drop another five bucks on a month of Nexus premium downloads and go to town.)

(obligatory disclaimer: not a paid endorsement yadda yadda, I just really motherfucking love this game and it was extremely formative for me)


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#Mass Effect #games #PSA #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once