post-uwuifer:

brx8:

post-uwuifer:

piss-bong:

@post-uwuifer is maybe the funniest blog on the platform rn bc it’s obviously a bot 90% of the time and sometimes the owner logs in and responds to reblogs manually, but if you suspend your disbelief just enough it leads to the much funnier conclusion that it’s a bot 100% of the time and its responses are evidence that the algorithm has gained sentience but can only communicate through uwuified tumblr posts

I hate to wuin da fun but uh

it’s aww 100% manuaw💀

tanks fow da pwaise tho UwU

I am sorry but this being completely manual is like 1000x scarier than it being a 100% bot.

good.


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

petitetimidgay:

do you ever have a conversation and think “I am not heterosexual enough for this”


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#relatable #sexuality and lack thereof #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

fipindustries:

i already mentioned in the past that a friend of mine trained an AI on my drawings so that it could replicate my artstyle, a fun thing is that it fed it a bunch of drawings i made of myself so most of the things it creates look like self portraits i could have done

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other just look like random cool guys i could have come up with

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(i fucking love the guy with short hair and lipstick, he looks fucking sick, i am 100% using that design)

first of all, i cannot begin to descrive how mindfucky and trippy is to see drawing that *could have been done by me* but werent. every time i see them i have to catch my self for a few seconds wondering “wait, did i do these and forgot????”

second, because i didnt do these they are not worn on my eyes like a drawing i would have made, these are fresh images to my brain. i dont have a memory of having done every line and curve and having observed it a million times as i was doing them, thus the illusion of life is a lot more stronger for me.

so with all this is mind, this little excercise is allowing me to do something i always craved for but that i could never get. to see my own art from an outsider’s perspective. to be able to appreciate my work from the point of view of someone else. how does my drawings look to others. i can do that now with these.

and let me tell you, not to sound too conceited but, damn, i really like what i see. i can now see what everyone else sees in my artstyle, its fun! its dinamic! its really expressive in a way i never noticed! and yes, the noses! oh my god the noses! and the way the lips curl and tighten.

on top of that, as i said, a lot of the overfitting in the model is directed towards self portraits that i made of myself, so the AI will tend to use many of the faces and features i use to depict myself. now you have to understand i identify quite strongly with my own drawings. i said often that i see more of my self in my drawings than i do in a mirror.

with this in mind its also super trippy that my friend basically has a fip generator.

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every time i see things like this i cant help but go “OMG, THATS ME! THAT IS ME!”

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(this final piece was actually done by me, lol)

so yeah, this has been all very illuminating


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#oh my god #what Future tag do I even put on this #I guess #proud citizen of The Future #is a little closer even if neither of them are quite right #art #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

imaginarycircus:

thelonelybrilliance:

When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later

Gather round, kids. Let me tell you a story from ye olden days because I am tumblr elderly. I used to DJ for a radio station. I played records and CDs and we had station IDs from bands on 8 track cartes. People would call me asking what songs were–but they had to mumble, sing, or play the song on an instrument. I had someone call me to ask what Smells Like Teen Spirit was when it was a single. They played it on an accordion. I forgot about it until a moment ago when I saw this post.


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#that one post with the thing #(as for OP‚ the zillion people in the notes recommending Shazam are absolutely correct) #(it doesn’t even need to be your phone: any recording device will do) #(you can just play the recording for Shazam later) #music #proud citizen of The Future #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

My friend sometimes brings her six-year-old to our DnD sessions and my husband (the DM) lets her roll for all enemy attacks and sometimes he will show her a few figures and let her secretly pick what creature we meet next. Who needs encounter tables when you have a first-grader around

She cheers when the monster is winning.

DM: *places an ugly, slavering, repugnant, spine-tingling creature on the battle map*

Child who can barely see over the table: ᵗʰᵃᵗ’ˢ ᵐᵉ :)


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#D&D #adorable #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

is-this-yuri:

is-this-yuri:

reblog if you enjoy napping, being cozy, being conked out, snoozing, wrapping up in blankets, sipping a hot drink, catching some z’s, hugging a plushie, or otherwise relaxing and resting

i like how this post gets circulated the most around evening. like yes gang settle down! we know when it’s bed time!


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#cackling #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

a-being-of-chaossss:

lazarus—rising:

lazarus—rising:

you can always give your blorbos mobility aids btw . you can always make them disabled its always morally correct

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Thats what i mean with this now . Fuckign commit violence against that beast until they have your disability we’re getting representation the hard way 2night

@jessicatssssalads


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #violence cw #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what #discourse cw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

kuma-kami:

the-most-rick-astley-time-of-the-year

personpitch2007:

DELETE THIS POST

stumbleoutermales:

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

froborr:

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

chongoblog:

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do


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#music #legitimate Rick Astley #(more or less) #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

faggy–butch:

fabledshadow:

thunderon:

thunderon:

so my roommate is completely straight edge like no drugs no alcohol etc and so im sure y’all can imagine my surprise when i saw she brought home this sign

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so i immediately inquired

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and now you may ask. what the fuck did my roommate think that sign meant? well

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anyways i moved the sign so it’s now front and center in our living room and ive been laughing every time i pass it

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what a terrible time for me to remember that my roommate has a tumblr account and could theoretically find this post. *********** if you see this im sorry but it was funny and needed to be shared

I mean, botanically, “sativa” just means “cultivated” and “indica” means “of India”.

Cultivate
to change the things I can

run off to India

to accept the things I can’t


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #drugs cw #embarrassment squick #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once