becausejennacoleman:

I made some more apology cards for the Doctor.


Tags:

#Doctor Who #dw spoilers #Under the Lake #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #’I should have specified before you agreed to come with me that most of my friends end up’ #’dead/trapped/erased from history/memory wiped’

Weird Sun Twitter

responsible-reanimation:

Sometimes, you find one of those things that’s so singularly weird and amazing that you kick yourself for not knowing about it earlier.

Weird Sun Twitter is one of those things for me.

It’s a network of Twitter accounts who all share the following qualities:

     Using some discolored/weird sun as a profile picture.

     Having a name in the format [X] of [Y].

     Tweeting puns, smartass wordplay, surreal humor, and noun phrases.

     Referencing/mocking This is Just to Say, this Neil DeGrasse Tyson tweet, and Ozymandias among a lot of other things.

The overall effect is this beautiful hybrid of dril, Welcome to Night Vale, and the Oracle at Delphi.

My personal favorites:

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Clone of Snow has a neat premise: combining every single meme with every single other meme. It’s a really neat mechanized form of ‘humor.’

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Tags:

#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog

zhombotic:

furbearingbrick:

sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL 
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE 
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

Omg


Tags:

#you’ve probably seen this before #in fact you’ve probably seen this *so* many times that it is a comforting point of familiarity #here is some comforting familiarity for you

sidizenkane:

Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe

 

itsverybeautifulover-there:

And SCANDAL WTF

 

sidizenkane:

Oh jeez, SCANDAL….

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….and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. It’s a goddamn conspiracy 

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sidizenkane:

Oh god. He’s on REVENGE too. How deep does this rabbit-hole go….

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sidizenkane:

Oh my god. DEXTER.

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sidizenkane:

THE ACTUAL NEWS

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hijinksensue:

I read an interview with this guy (who is a real news anchor), and he said he told his acting agent that he is ONLY interested in parts where he plays a new anchor. This is no coincidence. This is by design. 

 

fieldbears:

what is his plan

 

many-storied:

I love this so much.

 

daji-ruhu:

WHAT’S HIS ENDGAME THO LMFAOOOOOO

 

theparadoxymoron:

I have reblogged the mystery but not this solution

 

comparativelysuperlative:

Have I mentioned lately that I love it when people do bizarre things solely because they want to? Because this is that.


Tags:

#I am not sure what to tag this #but I think it should be here

brin-bellway asked: Yeah, I was going to say “turtlenecks”, but then you were complaining about lack of AC, so I figured turtlenecks would be a bad idea. Maybe when you’re in a colder part of space-time.

ilzolende:

Are turtlenecks not girls’ clothes? I thought they were girls’ clothes…

In theory, my brother and I each own a few turtlenecks.

In practice, we frequently have trouble figuring out which turtlenecks are whose when sorting laundry, and it is likely that at least one of our turtlenecks is currently hanging in the closet of a different person than the one it was bought for.

(My brother and I have also shared polo shirts, but he refused to wear some of mine because they were too pastel. If he thought turtlenecks were feminine-coded, he wouldn’t wear them. I don’t have enough information to say for sure if his opinion is a common one, but for what it’s worth.)

We buy most of our clothing, and pretty much all of our interchangeable clothing, from Lands’ End. You might want to check them out. (Try looking in the kids’ section; we wear the largest kids’ size. Looking at the website, apparently the gendering works like this: “girls”, “boys”, and an at-least-somewhat-hidden “kids” category whose members appear in both sections. I haven’t poked around enough to determine if there’s a way to browse the androgynous section specifically.)


Tags:

#reply via reblog #clothing

IMPORTANT INFORMATION

rpicongallery:

madqueenzelly:

withmywordsispeaktruth:

Ok so staff just released info about this new update, and while it seems like an effective way to cut off any lurking, hateful anons, or the possibility of anyone seeing your blog that you don’t want to, it also cuts off a lot of other useful features as well.

I conducted a little to test to see how it works by turning off the “show this blog on the web” feature on this blog, and using a dummy blog to see how it works. 

  • First things first, using this feature eliminates your URL completely. You as the blog owner are not even able to view your blog at the URL address. I tried WHILE I was signed in to my blog and it still would not allow me.
  • Obviously if you as the blog owner can’t see it also means no one, including mutuals, can see your blog either. There are only two ways you can still view a users content: The mobile side view and posts that come across your dash.
  • This feature also eliminates the use of read more’s. When you click the read more link it takes you to the permalink, which is part of your URL, which no longer exists.
  • You are still able to search within tumblr for blogs and follow people and people can search for you, but as I said above, even if you are following a person or they are a mutual, they will never be able to view your actual blog page again.

If you are not comfortable losing your blog page completely, even from your own personal view, then I would not suggest using this feature.

Signal boosting this, because of a lot of blogs I follow have done this, and now I can’t read half the shit they post as a result. I don’t think they realise the issue with the read more thing.

dear-indies


Tags:

#PSA #The Great Tumblr Apocalypse