comparativelysuperlative:

lauren-m-jankowski:

boomsnapwhist:

raygender:

bi-privilege:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

how can someone be asexual? i’m glad you asked. obviously i can’t speak for all of us but i for one lost my sexuality in a drunken game of poker against captain jack harkness.

how multisexuals are made: we win our sexuality off the asexuals

us graysexuals have a more nuanced agreement, we get our sexuality back on weekends and on holidays we occasionally borrow someone else’s

sexuality banking

I’m crying! 😂

Fractional reserve sexuality.


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Anonymous asked: Are you good as far as having drugs to make having the flu not suck so bad?

sinesalvatorem:

What type of drugs? Where can I get them? Will they cost more than $25? I’ve never bought flu medication back home. We use ~traditional herbs~ and suffering it out, because that’s the cheapest thing for it.

(will use chemical names because over-the-counter medicine brand names are ever-changing, often overly broad, and generally confusing)

(I spent long enough composing this that I’ve quite possibly been ninja’d, but hopefully this helps anyway.)

Relevant contents of my family’s basic medicine stock, available at any ordinary pharmacy (Pharmasave, Shoppers Drug Mart, stuff like that, also most grocery stores):

Pseudoephedrine: de-clogs stuffy noses. I don’t think it does anything for runny noses, or at least it didn’t seem to during my recent cold. While not particularly psychoactive itself (apparently it can be a stimulant, but not at the doses you’d be taking), is an ingredient in making meth, so you will likely be required to show ID and be forbidden from buying quantities that look suspiciously industrial. IME, wears off after 3 – 4 hours, but can only be taken every 6 (although you’re officially allowed to take another dose after only 4 as long as you don’t do it too often; see box for details). Plan your off times accordingly.

(Phenylephrine: …actually, let me just quote Wikipedia here. “Phenylephrine is marketed as an alternative for the decongestant pseudoephedrine, though clinical studies show phenylephrine to be no more effective than placebo.“ You might be tempted by it because it’s less restricted than pseudoephedrine, but don’t bother. If you have trouble obtaining pseudoephedrine, just go without.)

Dextromethorphan: reduces cough frequency, though not always to nothing. Taken twice a day, and also cannot be relied upon to actually last the whole time.

Guaifenesin: if you are having the kind of cough where you can feel there’s phlegm clogging your lungs but the cough’s not clearing it out, turns your coughing into the kind of cough that does clear it out. Kind of gross while the “productive” cough is going on, but you can breathe better afterward.

Dimenhydrinate: anti-nauseant, in case you need that sort of thing at the moment. Is also a sedative, so don’t take it if you want to be awake. Has a similar name to anti-allergy (and also sedative) diphenhydramine because it’s a similar chemical: you might be able to use them interchangeably in a pinch, but probably better to keep separate stocks of them if possible. Definitely don’t take them both at once, though. (Mind you, it’s general good policy to never take any sedative with another sedative, or any stimulant (including pseudoephedrine) with another stimulant.)

(With flus you probably don’t need an anti-diarrheal, but for future reference that’s loperamide. Half a pill renders you unable to poop for 24 – 36 hours. I recommend against taking a whole pill.)

The four main OTC pain relievers are ibuprofen, aspirin, acetaminophen, and naproxen. I generally use ibuprofen, but I’m not sure the difference is that important if you don’t have any medical issues forbidding one or another. (Oh, although, ibuprofen is nearly tasteless, so if you have trouble swallowing the pill, you can just chew it and it won’t be horrible.)

I don’t normally bother with topical anesthetic for sore throats (you open your mouth, aim the spray bottle at the back of your throat and press the button) because I find the feeling of numbness it replaces the pain with to be just as bad, but Mom uses phenol spray.

Note: all of these are sold in quantities too big for one cold suffered by one person. Rather than buying your own supply and having it expire before you can use it all, you may want to consider buying partial containers off of classmates. Possibly. Don’t blame me if something goes wrong with this plan.


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outofcontextdnd:

NPC: My brother’s mare, named Light, is the fastest horse around.
Party Summoner: That’s right. I’ve never seen anything go faster than the speed of Light.


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caylakluver:

I’m facing the apocalypse with The Rock, Ezio Auditore, and Darrell Hammond. I’ll take it.

You?

 

catoncoals:

Gordon Ramsay, The Inquisitor, and Harry Dresden. @harriedwizard  Hope you’re up for a party, hoss.

 

silverruby:

Hmm.. Captain Titus of the Ultramarines, Inquisitor Ravenor and Breq Mianaai… SWEEEEET LOL I’m the most useless member of the team- but I can cook and mend so there’s that….

 

dogslug:

Alpha Dave, Dirk, Karkat, and Sollux + …the judges from Chopped? + Alton Brown

I think I’ll be safe and also well-fed.

 

meaganfanart:

Commander Shepard (female), Gordon Ramsay, and Jason Bourne… It was a weird Netflix night, okay? But yeah, that’s a pretty good team right there. I imagine we’ll all be romance options for Shepard.

 

hclark70:

Oh please I have no problems with Kiron the Dragon rider (Mercedes Lackey’s Joust series), Kaiki Deishu (the con man), and Melzar the frost mage as a team and kicking zombie ass.

 

ashkaztra:

Will Graham (book version), Ellen Ripley and the Dragonborn. Yeah, I’ve got things pretty well under hand.

 

justice-turtle:

I’ve got Commander Janet Shepard, Duncan Macleod of the Clan Macleod, and Phil Coulson. I think we’re good. :D The interpersonal snark is gonna be pretty epic, though. (Methos would get on way better with Janet, for sure, but Duncan is the better swordsman. I suspect Coulson would just sit back and enjoy the trainwreck that is Duncan having no sense of humor in Janet’s vicinity… ^_^)

(oh right meant to reblog this sooner)

The Tenth Doctor, the Twelfth Doctor, and the Red Panda.

Doctors are generally good people to have around in an apocalypse, unless of course you’re one of the minor characters who gets killed near the beginning to emphasise how Serious and Dangerous this situation is.

The Red Panda…is a good person to have somewhere else tracking down and stopping the source of the apocalypse, but I‘d rather not have him on my team: dude has way too few moral qualms about using his mind-control powers.

I may not survive with my mind untampered with, I may not survive at all, but the world will be saved.


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#meme #zombie apocalypse #Doctor Who #Red Panda Adventures #one time he brainwashed a man into being generous #it was horrifying #and he routinely wipes people’s memories with insufficient justification #(pro tip: most practical benefits gained by wiping someone’s memory) #(can be obtained just as well and less invasively by instead installing a compulsion to keep the information a secret) #(harm reduction folks) #he thought turnabout was fair play on that one villain who used *his* mind-control powers to trap people in perpetual nightmares #the most recent episode I’ve gotten to he used it to ease the pain of a dying man #which would be totally ethical if he had *taken five seconds to ask permission first* #I mean don’t get me wrong they’re entertaining stories #I am enjoying them and would recommend #but both him and his torture-happy sidekick are *way* more morally ambiguous than they think they are

ilzolende:

sinesalvatorem:

I did laundry today, as usual. It looks like there are certain types of clothing that I know how to fold because my mother taught me, and certain types where I’m just like ???clothing???

It seems most winter clothes fall in the latter category. I bought a lot of winter clothes in preparation for field camp.

I’m a bad housewife and my closet is a mess, but at least I now have further incentive not to get back inside it.

If you do weekly laundry and can fold some of it and put it in a closet you are good at housewifery, Alison.

Anyway, YouTube walkthroughs? Also, lots of things want to be on hangers and not folded.

Yeah, winter clothes don’t get folded, they get hung.


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Anonymous asked: Radical Argotism

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justice-turtle:

brin-bellway:

sinesalvatorem:

Francis Emilio Hernandez Sebastian Lorenzo Santiago de Tungtwizta was the  first philosopher to promote the concept of Radical Argotism. At 24, he wrote his magnum opus ‘On The Art of Slang, Yo’. When it was published, it made the authorities of the day very suspicious. After all, what kind of pleb ends the title of their book with “I”?

After some investigation, the Inquisition determined that De Tungtwizta, like every other Spanish intellectual ever, was a dirty Jew. His evil plan of hiding by having the world’s most Spanish name had been find out. One day he was minding his own business; drinking coffee and scowling at life. All that changed when the Spanish Inquisition (unexpectedly) attacked. He was executed 2 years after his book’s publication, and Argotism went underground.

One hundred years passed and a new Argot was discovered, a slang-bender named Aangwizlemahnizzlefoshizzle. After he’d spent a few years getting rich from spitting dope rhymes, he realised that life was meaningless. He may or may not have been high on fifteen different drugs that he’d just snorted off an escort’s breasts at the time of this realisation – history fails to record it. On the heels of this dramatic revelation, he quit the music business and founded The Enlightened & Gentlemanly School For The Promotion of Rrrradical Argotism, Muh Nigguh.

They were eventually all arrested for selling counterfeit dictionaries.

Only one instance of this philosophy being practiced has been recorded:

Initially misread this as “Radical Ergotism”, but argot is good too.

Oh good, I’m not the only one who misread it as ergotism. :D

#wtf even is this

Fake Philosophy Ask Meme.


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Anonymous asked: Radical Argotism

sinesalvatorem:

Francis Emilio Hernandez Sebastian Lorenzo Santiago de Tungtwizta was the  first philosopher to promote the concept of Radical Argotism. At 24, he wrote his magnum opus ‘On The Art of Slang, Yo’. When it was published, it made the authorities of the day very suspicious. After all, what kind of pleb ends the title of their book with “I”?

After some investigation, the Inquisition determined that De Tungtwizta, like every other Spanish intellectual ever, was a dirty Jew. His evil plan of hiding by having the world’s most Spanish name had been find out. One day he was minding his own business; drinking coffee and scowling at life. All that changed when the Spanish Inquisition (unexpectedly) attacked. He was executed 2 years after his book’s publication, and Argotism went underground.

One hundred years passed and a new Argot was discovered, a slang-bender named Aangwizlemahnizzlefoshizzle. After he’d spent a few years getting rich from spitting dope rhymes, he realised that life was meaningless. He may or may not have been high on fifteen different drugs that he’d just snorted off an escort’s breasts at the time of this realisation – history fails to record it. On the heels of this dramatic revelation, he quit the music business and founded The Enlightened & Gentlemanly School For The Promotion of Rrrradical Argotism, Muh Nigguh.

They were eventually all arrested for selling counterfeit dictionaries.

Only one instance of this philosophy being practiced has been recorded:

Initially misread this as “Radical Ergotism”, but argot is good too.


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responsible-reanimation:

ilzolende:

responsible-reanimation:

I’m more annoyed than I should be that the A+ URL “Ivpgbevn’f Frperg Cbyvpr” (ROT13) is claimed by a TERF.

[vain question] Did you get the idea of rot13ing URLs from me?

I think so, I’ve seen other people put random spaces and slashes in it but this seemed both more Appropriately Cyberpunk and much better at stopping search results. (I highly doubt that anyone exhaustively searches the Internet for the ROT13’ed version of their username.)

“(I highly doubt that anyone exhaustively searches the Internet for the ROT13’ed version of their username.)”

Well, now that you’ve said that…

(I didn’t get anything relevant-looking out of DuckDuckGo, just a couple Yahoo search URLs.)


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