
this is literally the thesis statement of the show
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#Star Trek #DS9
Chuck Tingle is heading down a track. You see on the path ahead of him, five of his butt, all ready to pound him in the butt. You can save him from this fate by throwing the switch to the second track, but down that path you see the copy of his new manuscript, “Pounded in the Butt by the Manuscript Containing the Trolley Problem in Which I May or May Not Be Pounded in the Butt by Five of My Own Butt”. This manuscript will likely pound him in the butt. Do you flip the switch?
The fact that I understood every word of this post disturbs and enrages me.
That’s it guys, go home. We have a Chuck Tingle trolley problem. This just can’t be beat (maybe pounded though. In the butt.)
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#Chuck Tingle #nsfw? #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #trolley problem meme #recursion

Can you believe that this is the first FinnRey fanart I’ve ever drawn?
(The original comic is right here!)
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#Star Wars #The Force Awakens #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #see also Catching Fire #(oh btw I’ve actually seen The Force Awakens now) #(Mom rented it to watch on Mother’s Day) #(bringing the number of Star Wars movies I have seen in their entirety up to two)
you can see the hesitation where he doesn’t want to waste perfectly good teabags.
you know you’re british when your britishness gets in the way of your britishing
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog

…
“Average human is double agent factoid” actually statistical error. Average human is regular agent. Spyders Georg, who lives in a secret base and is 10000 recursively nested levels of agent, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
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#Spiders Georg #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog
ENFP:
*jumps down two stairs* “Nailed it”
*another kid jumps down three* “Duuuuuuude solid”
INFP:
“dude, you’re like Patrick Star…just more offensive and in flip flops….and I love that about you but like…chill”
ENFJ:
“My Laptop-“
“Our Laptop”
“MY laptop that YOU stOLE from me-”
“Our laptop”
INFJ:
“Hahahahahahaha yeah man, amiright?”
”….No….“
“Lol what”
“No….that’s actually awful….you didn’t actually say that did you…?“
”….“
ENTP:
“Hey nice shirt. Who made it? Skrillex?”
“NiCK STAHHHP”
INTP:
“FUCKING PARABOLAS. FUCKIN EVERYWHERE FUUUUUCK.”
ENTJ:
“You know what /really/ peeves me? When someone comes to MY house and thinks they can play monopoly THEIR way. I make the rules here. I haven’t spoken to my cousin in three months.“
INTJ:
*chanting* “SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE!”
ESFP:
“HEY EVERYBODY GATHER AROUND HERE FOR A SECOND. YES. EVERYBODY. It’s Kyle’s birthday! I want you all to wish him a happy birthday!”
“Dude no it’s not-”
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY KYLE! EVERYBODY SING! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO Y-”
ISFP:
“Duuude you have the voice of God AND Fergie”
ESTP:
“FUCK YOU!!!!! I WANTED TO MAKE THE COMMENT ABOUT C-SECTIONING THE DEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!11”
ISTP:
*demonic voice* “I LIVE TO VAPE”
ESFJ:
*in the middle of a story* “Okay, so Kevin gets added to the group chat at 12:23 right? He stays they’re till fucking 4:47 before he gets kicked out…man he lasted longer than I did”
“Kevin. That fucking legend”
ISFJ:
“Dude you’re so ripped”
“Thanks dude”
“No, thank YOU”
ESTJ:
“I’ll show you…..I’LL MAKE VARSITY”
ISTJ:
“Yeah I asked our English teacher if it was okay if I brought him in some venison….and he considered it….but with the test coming up he said he didn’t want to be accused of accepting bribes or anything….“
This is glorious and also 100% my high school.
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog

Willing Participants Needed!
Tumblr Labs opens today with an exciting opportunity for healthy volunteers. Simply go to your Labs settings on the web and flip the switch ON to enroll. Choose from any of these completely safe experiments:
- Themed Posts by @cyle: Changes the color of a post to the color of its Tumblr, turning your dashboard into a beautiful illegible rainbow.
- Reblog Graphs by @idiot: Adds a button on posts that shows you where they’ve been and where they got all those crazy ideas.
- Queue+ by @jixson12: Fine-grained scheduling options for your queue, for more fine-grained queuing.
- Inside Tumblrs by @cyle: Helpful stuff for group blogs. Private ones will show up in your dash, and public ones can have “Members only” posts for members-only business.
Qualifications:
- Current Tumblr user
- Web dashboard access
- Thrill liker
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#The Great Tumblr Apocalypse #now available in quarantined format for your convenience #the more you know
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