#hey good news I messaged the person I thought of when I saw this post and they *are* still alive #disappointed permanent resident of The Future #(maybe) #death tw #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
“but are you normal about-” NO i am not normal. but i am making every effort to be thoughtful and compassionate. i think maybe we should all be more thoughtful about valorizing normality.
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#every fucking time somebody on Tumblr tells me to ”be normal” about something #it is invariably a thing where there is absolutely no fucking way they actually want me to be normal about it #and in fact they would be horrified and furious if I were #*surely* we can have a better way to phrase ”treat a thing as being unremarkable” than this‚ fucking‚ borderline-autoantonym shit #Tumblr: a User’s Guide #venting cw? #discourse cw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#love the decor fandom #I am giving in to the temptation to tag this: #sexuality and lack thereof #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
me and some coworkers were disagreeing. which would you LEAST like to have done to you by a doctor?
pls reblog for sample size etc
follow for more occasional useless polls :)
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#23.9% of respondents have never had a COVID PCR test #(or are just *really* needle-phobic‚ I suppose) #that shit hurt for the rest of the fucking *day* #(though the *brunt* of it was over after a ~mere~ ten minutes or so) #or is this gonna be like the thing where #I remark on how nobody is mentioning the horrible ear problems in their assessment of how unpleasant airplanes are #and everybody is like ”what ear problems” #surveys #medical cw #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
a bumbling furry world osha inspector who keeps going to various kink setups like a transformation goop plant or a drone factory and, through a series of comedic coincidences, constantly narrowly dodges the universe’s attempts to do something horny to him
his name is Yakov Carl Hurley btw
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#story ideas I will never write #probably #sexuality and lack thereof #nsfw text? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
everyone loves to laugh at how comically granular/detailed Dwarf Fortress is (and rightfully so!), but i feel like NetHack doesn’t get enough attention because it is just as funny. for example, one of your most essential tools for surviving the early floors is to check the readme/wiki and notice that one of your, no joke, literally 134 keybinds is “engrave”. pressing that button prompts you to write a word or phrase on a nearby surface, either by etching it with a dagger, blasting it with a wand, or just writing in the dust with your finger. if you write specifically the word “Elbereth” on a tile, you can stand there without most monsters being able to touch you.
the word “Elbereth” is not referenced or explained anywhere in-game. you are expected to know it from having read Lord of the Rings. you can really tell this game originally released in 1987 sometimes
“Vegetarians can reverse genocide gelatinous cubes for the intrinsics once they can defeat them and take the acidic corpse damage” is such a good sentence
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#playing Nethack is fun but reading Nethack guides is even more fun #Nethack #games #my childhood #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
[The artist, putting a simple cake next to a much fancier one: “Aw man, that guy’s cake is way better than mine.” The Audience, gleefully holding up a knife and fork “HOLY SHIT! TWO CAKES!”]
I know it’s not July yet, but guys, happy 10 years of “two cakes”. This post on god has been a godsend not only as a writer myself but as a friend of artists and writers who I love to encourage. This was legitimately a game-changer.
#the fuck you mean I’ve never reblogged two-cakes #that one post with the thing #art #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #writing #embarrassment squick? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
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