i have never seen an entire pig on a spit and do not know where other people are observing this
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#64% #I was expecting it to be higher #but then some of the questions were like ”do you eat exclusively underripe bananas” #(on the other hand‚ some other questions were like ”do you refrain from doing things that will literally give you mycotoxin poisoning”) #category breakdown: #very-high-but-not-quite-maximally-high human contaminants #(I think it was dragged down by my being less than maximally squicked by hair in my food) #(like‚ if it’s my *own* hair that’s fine) #high mold and hygiene #medium-high insect contamination (I’m fine with cricket flour) #((or‚ I mean‚ I’m not grossed out by cricket flour: I did not like the flavour‚ too earthy)) #moderate animal flesh #medium-low fruit/vegetables/fish #(I don’t want to *touch* raw fish but I actively like the smell) #tag rambles #food #surveys #poison cw #unsanitary cw
me mi calonu lo zmaraigau cu galfi roda poi nenri lo gusni konju canlu ku’o lo papryla’a
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(the way jboski renders ”papryla’a” as ”page-ish-fasten thing(s)??”) #(me: *poring over the ancient runes*) #(ancient runes: 📎) #language #apocalypse cw #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#oh my god #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #food #(…I feel like there must be some sort of The Luxurious and the Obscene joke one could make here) #overly literal interpretations #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
just remembered the other day a teen approached me holding a rapidly melting chunk of ice in his hand and asked if i wanted to buy a “limited edition pet rock”
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
fuck indeed fuck ziprecruiter I want to be paid $1000/hr to sort skittles by color
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #adventures in human capitalism #venting cw #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
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