sigmaleph:

disconnected fantasy worldbuilding detail:

a world that has a sun, but because magic it does not emit light, but rather some other thing. The moon converts that thing into light and it is bright enough to mostly function as a sun for daylight purposes. But it’s still a moon, with a lunar cycle, and so how much light there is varies over the month, making the new moon a time of extended darkness and the full moon _too_ bright

magical artefacts can function as mini-moons and also turn sunstuff into light, but of course they only work during sun-day.


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#story ideas I will never write

The official Times Square livestream crashed at 11:59:50, presumably overwhelmed by all the viewers.

The version of Auld Lang Syne Mom picked out was screechy and failed to have a Scottish accent.

That one Scottish guy came through, as he has every year.

I try not to read prophetic symbolism into things, but this reads as “some rough patches (mostly poverty-related), but things will work out okay in the end”. I suppose that’s not so bad.

Happy New Year, everyone!


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#look the ball drop is nice but it’s not worth $1200/year #(the cost of TV service) #(though we could probably have managed to get it down to ~$900) #((and maybe if you specifically wanted it *just* for the New Years coverage)) #((and you went through a lot of buying-and-cancelling hassle)) #((you might be able to get it for $25)) #((but it would be a *lot* of hassle)) #New Years #oh look an original post #adventures in human capitalism #I should probably go to bed now #(I normally go to bed sometime between 12 and 12:30)


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lierdumoa:

Okay, so it turns the problem with my activity feed that I’ve been complaining about for the past 3 days (the flood of unwanted reply notifications I’ve been getting from other ppl’s viral posts) is indeed a new “feature,” and not a glitch. 

THE PLAGUE OF SPAM HAS A NAME: Conversational Notes 

Apparently, tumblr thinks that turning our activity pages into an endless YouTube comment section will “encourage more conversations” and “increase engagement” (see: TechCrunch article). 

Eat shit, @staff. 

Y’all been warned. 

I got to be an early adopter of this bullshit. 

Not all blogs have yet been “gifted” with this “””feature””” but I don’t doubt that soon your blogs will also be affected. 

You won’t be able to leave a reply, or reblog comment on any viral post without having your activity page flooded with every single subsequent reply that post receives. 

GLHF

 

thewordywarlock:

YOU ARE A LIFE SAVER

 

cryptiquenightmare:

Oh joy

 

eloarei:

@lilacnebulae Is this like the problem you were having???


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#The Great Tumblr Apocalypse #Tumblr: a User’s Guide #(I have not received this feature yet) #(thank you for the preparation) #((or is it an app-only thing? I don’t use the app))

orestian:

raptorific:

action movie about a guy who pretends to be a hitman and does the whole “25% up front and the rest when the job is done” thing but then just keeps the down payment, doesn’t kill anybody, and stops responding to the client’s calls, knowing that they can’t sue him for breach of contract without confessing to trying to hire a hitman. problem is now a lot of people who are comfortable with the concept of paying someone to kill someone else are mad at him

none of his former clients know his real identity, due to him using a fresh fake for each con, so he decides that his only hope of making it out of this mess unscathed is to land the inevitable contract for his own assassination and fake his own death. thus begins his deadly race against the clock and against other actual bounty hunters, former clients, and a smoldering ex lover, whom he must betray, persuade or kill. darknet: the catfish bounty


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#story ideas I will never write #murder cw #death tw