argumate:

itsbenedict:

yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined:

eternalfarnham:

itsbenedict:

every day i teeter slightly closer to the deadly precipice of Following Argumate

Try it! It’s like front-row tickets to the world’s tamest bloodsport.

and thanks to his owl motif you even get to occasionally See Birb

i have to resist

someone needs to talk me out of this

@argumate please talk me out of this

real argumate connoisseurs don’t follow argumate, they follow the idiots that follow argumate


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(I’ve heard that line about argumate connoisseurs before and tbh it seems about right) #(personally I’m fine with my current level of indirect argumate and feel no desire to actually follow him) #((just now I read one day’s worth of dash in a bit under forty minutes)) #((can *argumate followers* do that? I didn’t think so)) #((and being exposed to The Discourse without the protective layer of other people! *shakes head*)) #Tumblr: a User’s Guide

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daniel-r-h:

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someone asked me what fifty shades of grey was the other day and I was stumped as to what answer I could give that definitely wouldn’t prompt further questions.

discreet footnote links appear for “BDSM”, “Twilight”, “fanfiction”,

“What’s 50 Shades of Grey?”

“Oh dear, that’s a very complicated question. Let me start at the beginning: in the 1820s, Joseph Smith started a new religion called Mormonism, which grew rapidly before…”

Unrelated to this movement, in 1897 the Irish author Bram Stoker published a book called Dracula; although this was not the first work in the vampire fiction genre, it established much of the framework of how future works would be viewed, even when they deliberately avoid some of the tropes.

Donatien Alphonse François was born in 1740, but the world remembers him as Marquis de Sade, who gave his name to

Published in 1597, Shakespeare’s Romeo & Juliet is one of the most famous examples in a tradition of stories about young, forbidden love

The Pacific Northwest (PNW), sometimes referred to as Cascadia, is a geographic region in western North America bounded by the Pacific Ocean to the west and (loosely) by the Rocky Mountains on the east. Though no official boundary exists, the most common conception includes the Canadian province of British Columbia (BC) and the U.S. states of Idaho, Oregon, and Washington. Broader conceptions reach north into Southeast Alaska and Yukon, south into northern California, and east to the Continental Divide to include Western Montana and parts of Wyoming. Narrower conceptions may be limited to the coastal areas west of the Cascade and Coast mountains. The variety of definitions can be attributed to partially overlapping commonalities of the region’s history, culture, geography, society, and other factors.


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#Fifty Shades of Grey #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what

Anonymous asked: Hannibal was a weak b*tch for succumbing to nominative determinism. Oh you eat people cause your name rhymes with cannibal? Boo, foh with that shit what kind of spineless puppet are you. I’m going to name my son Brenocide and raise him to be a Zen gardening consultant to flex on the Fates.

weaver-z:

How does it feel to be the funniest motherfucker to ever grace my inbox


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#Hannibal #names #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #cannibalism cw #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what

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transgenderer:

i guess now that phones are a thing you dont need a watch but pre-phone everyone who didnt wear a watch was a fucking chump, and itrs STILL a good idea now cuz what if youre in a no-phone situation, or just dontr want to bring your phone, etc

 

sigmaleph:

i used to wear a watch all the time and i miss it

(i stopped cause the strap broke and kept needing to be replaced and I decided it wasn’t actually worth the effort to figure how to find someone who would sell me a non-shitty watch strap when I already was carrying a phone with me at all times. The watch itself is fine and I could totally go back to using it)

i remember the era before everyone had a phone though. People kept asking me the time.

 

brin-bellway:

I get compliments on my watch sometimes at work. The customers think it’s a by-electronics-standards antique, guessing that it’s from the 80′s. Actually I bought it at Walmart in like 2013 for $20, and they’re still readily available for not that much more [link].

I really like this design: it’s elegant, shiny, doesn’t depend on Velcro (which wears out a lot faster than clasps) like most of my childhood watches did. It runs slow by about one second every 2.5 days: roughly once a month I sync it with time.gov.

Even now that I have a phone I plan to replace this watch if/when it wears out, preferably with an identical one. I like being able to just glance at it rather than have to take my phone out, dumbwatches are permitted in many contexts (work, exam rooms) where general-purpose computers are not, and the battery lasts much, *much* longer than a phone or smartwatch battery. I’m not sure I’ve *ever* had to recharge this watch, and if I did it was only once.

 

maryellencarter:

I used to wear a wristwatch pretty consistently, because they are much handier than phones, but for some reason I have a bad habit of snagging the watch face on something (like a doorjamb) and ripping it right off, so I haven’t replaced my latest one yet. :P

 

pedanther:

That watch takes me back – it looks a lot like the one I remember my father wearing in the actual ‘80s.

I stopped wearing a wristwatch in my teens/early twenties, because I had a problem with wrist perspiration: if I wore a watch with a fabric wristband, the band got manky very quickly, and if I wore one with a metal band, the metal corroded and I got a nasty rash on my arm.

I tried a pocketwatch for a while, because I have a secret hankering for nice waistcoats that doesn’t match any other aspect of my lifestyle, but I couldn’t afford a good pocketwatch and for that matter I couldn’t afford a good waistcoat either, which made the whole thing less convenient, and after the watch broke I didn’t persist.

At that point, I probably could have tried wristwatches again – whatever hormonal thing had been causing the perspiration issue had long since settled down – but by that point, there were electronic devices with clocks on them everywhere I went so I didn’t see any point.

(In a slightly better-ordered world, I might be wearing a smartwatch right now, because I bought one of those wrist step counter gadgets in an attempt to keep myself active while I was stuck at home… but I can’t get the farshlugginer thing to work.)

Yeah, I bought this watch in large part because it resembles my dad’s watch and I like the way his looks.

(I don’t think *his* watch is literally from the 80′s either, but as someone who was a young adult in the 80′s he comes by the aesthetic honestly.)


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charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

“I wish ancient people preserved their writing and artifacts better” I write in electronic signals on a piece of hardware that can’t retain its efficacy for more than a few decades.

Time to laser-print my entire blog on titanium plates and bury them underground.


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#this but unironically #I want to do more with K-selection strategies but it’s hard to know where to start #and how to do it on anything resembling a budget #101 Uses for Infrastructureless Computers #amnesia cw