thebreakfastgenie:

Places with signs that are frequently stolen (mile marker 69, Horneytown, etc) should just sell replicas at cost. They could even put them in vending machines. Obviously the thrill of theft is appealing to some people but that would probably decrease if you could just buy one right there and they were therefore easier to acquire. I support people Having them but I also feel for municipalities that have to keep replacing them. This is a win-win and probably costs less than security measures.


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#yes this #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

theslowesthnery:

the “oh. oh.” moment in fan fic but instead of a character realizing they’re in love it’s them discovering they have a specific kink at the worst possible moment

#quinn realising they have a thing for mind control while the ethels r mind controlling them and alex 2 kill each other


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#A Rental Car Takes a Left Down Rake Street and Disappears #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #sexuality and lack thereof #rape tw #murder cw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

argumate:

badjokesbyjeff:

My wife asked me whether I experimented with sex and drugs when I was in high school.

I said, “Yes, but I was part of the control group.”

teens, in unison: change your fucking url


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#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

crashlapine:

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where’s the screenshotsofdespair tumblr account when you need it


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#I know right #disappointed permanent resident of The Future #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

pantheraleo04:

I was trying to check when the great English vowel shift happened and got the strangest ad I’ve seen lol

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I’m now obsessed with the idea of buying a phonological change. Like, popping down to the store and completely changing the way you speak.

#gonna borrow a friend’s tag for this #fun wif forn fronting (maryellencarter)


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#<3 #language #fun wif forn fronting #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

cryptovexillologist:

The Four Sacred Artistic Motives:

-what if this bad thing was good instead

-how about Make-Believe Land can have whatever I want

-would that be fucked up or what

-I think that shit’s hot


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#prev tagged this as glowfic #and…yeah‚ within my first four threads I’d already hit three of these‚ huh #(although ”what if xianxia was good” was pretty much my coauthor and not me) #maybe I should write a ”would that be fucked up or what” to complete the set #glowfic #writing #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

foone:

thicc-astronaut:

foone:

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I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he’s the perfect example of a catholic priest

What do you expect? He’s a man of the cloth

God damn you that’s perfect


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#Muppets #puns #Christianity #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once