just remembered the other day a teen approached me holding a rapidly melting chunk of ice in his hand and asked if i wanted to buy a “limited edition pet rock”
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
fuck indeed fuck ziprecruiter I want to be paid $1000/hr to sort skittles by color
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #adventures in human capitalism #venting cw #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#hey good news I messaged the person I thought of when I saw this post and they *are* still alive #disappointed permanent resident of The Future #(maybe) #death tw #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
“but are you normal about-” NO i am not normal. but i am making every effort to be thoughtful and compassionate. i think maybe we should all be more thoughtful about valorizing normality.
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#every fucking time somebody on Tumblr tells me to ”be normal” about something #it is invariably a thing where there is absolutely no fucking way they actually want me to be normal about it #and in fact they would be horrified and furious if I were #*surely* we can have a better way to phrase ”treat a thing as being unremarkable” than this‚ fucking‚ borderline-autoantonym shit #Tumblr: a User’s Guide #venting cw? #discourse cw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#love the decor fandom #I am giving in to the temptation to tag this: #sexuality and lack thereof #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
me and some coworkers were disagreeing. which would you LEAST like to have done to you by a doctor?
pls reblog for sample size etc
follow for more occasional useless polls :)
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#23.9% of respondents have never had a COVID PCR test #(or are just *really* needle-phobic‚ I suppose) #that shit hurt for the rest of the fucking *day* #(though the *brunt* of it was over after a ~mere~ ten minutes or so) #or is this gonna be like the thing where #I remark on how nobody is mentioning the horrible ear problems in their assessment of how unpleasant airplanes are #and everybody is like ”what ear problems” #surveys #medical cw #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
a bumbling furry world osha inspector who keeps going to various kink setups like a transformation goop plant or a drone factory and, through a series of comedic coincidences, constantly narrowly dodges the universe’s attempts to do something horny to him
his name is Yakov Carl Hurley btw
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#story ideas I will never write #probably #sexuality and lack thereof #nsfw text? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
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