The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.
You bury a seed not because it looks nice in the dirt, but because the limbs that branch out will look nice in the sky
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#I don’t relate to this #(we mostly called our dog by the name we officially gave him) #but I do appreciate the ancient Tumblr tradition of profound shitpost poetry
Brinens and Things 