bombing:

girlfriend: why don’t you take off that battle armor and slip into something a bit more…..comfortable

me: i am most comfortable when i am impervious to most physical forms of attack


Tags:

#me when customers try to pity me for my respirator #(except without the nudge-wink ellipses‚ of course)

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