#occasionally but much less often than around friends #or maybe I swear more often in text? #or both #I don’t know I almost never communicate in voice with people whom it’s entirely and unambiguously okay to swear around #surveys #that excuse for communication called speech
#food #god there is so much here #it just keeps unfolding #it costs $5.99 in 2015!USD #it’s a liquid measured in pounds #warning: this product has not been pasteurized and‚ therefore‚ may contain harmful bacteria #later on the label calls it a ”juice” #(which implies they’re selling *other* things that *are* unpasteurized juices) #((since otherwise why would they have had the form letter lying around)) #(did they not learn anything from the Odwalla incident??) #Vox’s food-focused subsidiary contacted Whole Foods for comment and was told that ”the product was made incorrectly” #unsanitary cw?
This kind of acausal compliment makes me want to share my Halloween costume from last year:
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#relatable #clothing #proud citizen of The Future #(I think the plague doctors of old would be pleased to know what we have been able to build on their foundation) #(I especially think about this when I see people wearing bifold ~N95s) #(it’s most blatant there: you can *see*‚ at a glance‚ how this object partakes of the same Platonic essence as a plague doctor mask) #(but better‚ more perfected‚ closer to the heart of #the thing the plague doctors took the first fumbling steps towards with their limited understanding and their limited manufacturing tech) #(it’s so beautiful) #((I wish I’d kept a copy of a picture I stumbled across once)) #((some news article I think)) #((a picture from a COVID ward‚ of a group of doctors gathered around a patient’s bed)) #((and these people‚ the plague doctors of our era)) #((were wearing elastomeric P100s just like mine)) #((or rather‚ I am wearing one just like theirs)) #((it is *so* beautiful‚ what we have been able to build)) #tag rambles #illness tw #covid19
trying to find something out so please rb and give your opinion on these cookies specifically in the tags
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#I don’t think I’ve ever had them but they look like something I would hate #I don’t like sprinkles and I don’t like frosting and I’m pretty meh on sugar cookies #food #memes
When I was asleep, I dreamed about a popular tumblr post that went something like this:
I’m incredibly jealous of fishes why? It’s because icebergs are a thing for them
As a human you will never get to witness a gigantic mythical ice creature descending from the heavens It’s so awesome it can only happen in fiction But for antarctic fishes, it’s just like “yep” “that’s wednesdays for ya”
They don’t know how good they have it! If I saw a Leviathan Frost Dragon manifest in the skies I’d pass out from excitement And yet these fuckers are just jaded to such happenings.
This has been your annual repost from the best of Dreamworld Tumblr, enjoy.
Oh, also the research session on the dream internet turned up the fact that dream icebergs are all shrouded in a miniature storm system with spectacular lightning and snow. And also that, off the coast of Brazil, some of these iceberg mini-storms have become self-sustaining even though the iceberg has melted, and they bring immense fertility to the seas below, by churning up the nutrients, so a whole bunch of fish follow them around to feed on the plankton bloom. Sadly, they’re hazardous to visit if you’re a fisherman. This is because the storm is so warm and full of nutrients that it snows mold. The legendary mold-storms of Brazil, responsible for their vast fishing exports.
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#…Dreamworld Tumblr has a fucking point #icebergs #unsanitary cw? #dreams
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