Folks act like that “guy who’s in a polycule but he’s not dating anyone, he’s just there” post is a joke, but I’ve literally met that guy. I’ve met multiple iterations of that guy. He’s not related to anyone, you’re pretty sure he’s not dating anyone either, but he’s been crashing on the couch for the last four years. It’s unclear what he does for a living, if anything, though he has a strikingly comprehensive knowledge of home maintenance and repair. He can barbecue anything. The kids call him “Uncle”.


#honestly‚ getting adopted by a polycule sounds pretty sweet? #*they* should be crashing on *my* couches though #(or beds‚ beds can be arranged) #I can’t do much in the way of repair but I’ll gladly coordinate the household finances #call me

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