Anonymous asked: I bet you shower naked, slut.

sigmaleph:

actually i devise an interpretation of the concept of “clothing” such that a shower curtain shielding me from any potential line of sight to another human being counts as not being naked, then impose it on the social reality by being the only mind interacting with the concept of clothing in this narrow domain and thus achieving unanimity

i.e. nakedness is a social construct, if nobody else is watching then you decide how naked you are

if someone else is watching then you have bigger problems


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#clothing #fun with loopholes #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #anon hate cw?

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rustingbridges:

brin-bellway:

rustingbridges:

not a big fan of that captcha thing where you gotta wait 30 minutes for google to decide if it wants to show you another bus

and that captcha thing where it never explicitly tells you if you succeeded or not, so you’re never sure if it’s making you do it like six times because you suck or because it’s just Like That

it reliably makes me do more on my browser With Adblock And Shit, whereas my chrome sellout browser just lets me press the button, so I figure it’s just like that

anyway with the fade out / in buses I think I noticed it doesn’t start the fade in until you focus the tab again, which is Hell

Yeah, in some ways having to do it like six times is a sign that I’ve *succeeded*: not at finding buses, but at preventing Google from tracking my identity.

I don’t think I’ve ever unfocused the tab, so I hadn’t noticed that part.


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#reply via reblog


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how-about-a-nice-game-of-chess:

slatestarscratchpad:

The average person has about one or two hours/night of REM sleep, and is awake for about 16 hours/day. So of all your experience, about 90% is awake, and 10% is in dreams.

But dreams tend to involve much stronger emotions than waking. In a typical waking day, you’ll go to the office, maybe hang out with friends, do a lot of boring stuff you’ve done before. In a typical dream, you’ll find true love, or get attacked by zombies, or discover a new continent. So much more than 10% of your interesting emotions, happiness, and unhappiness happens in dreams. Let’s kind of arbitrarily say it’s 50%.

You spend so much work trying to improve the quality of your waking life, and it’s so hard. But you put almost no work into improving the quality of your dreams. And improving the quality of dreams is much easier! A cooler room, a softer blanket, or a cup of tea before bed could all do it. That’s before you even get to all the complicated herbs and meditation techniques people have invented for the purpose. If, as a utilitarian, your goal is to maximize your positive and minimize your negative experiences – then if you’re concentrating on waking life, you’re barking up the wrong tree.

This suggests probably the most important and neglected effective altruist cause is giving people better dreams. It probably costs hundreds of thousands of dollars in donations to Amnesty International to prevent one person from being tortured when awake, but far more people are tortured in nightmares, and those probably can be prevented for a few dollars each. The same is true of positive utilitarianism. It costs hundreds of thousands of dollars to create new lives. But there are dozens of medications and supplements that can give people much more vivid dreams, and if we give those the the people whose dreams are most likely on net to be pleasant, we’re creating vast amounts of extra pleasurable experience.

If your dreams are generally good, take galantamine and melatonin to get more of them. If your dreams are generally bad, take scopolamine and clonidine to get less of them. This is by far the most effective life improvement advice you will ever get.

#to be clear this is a joke #but i am still trying to figure out exactly why

I think this is related to the distinction between the “experiencing self” and the “remembering self”? Most people remember their dreams pretty weakly (I generally don’t remember mine at all.) We generally seem to treat the “remembering self” as more real than the “experiencing self”. (Consider the use of “conscious sedation” in medicine.)

That just kicks the can down the road to “making dreams more *memorable* is one of the most important things we could possibly do”.

And before anyone is like “but most waking experiences are also not memorable”: maybe your *brain* doesn’t remember, but if you care to arrange it you can get an exoself that *does* [link]. As technology advances (data storage, wearable recorders, automated transcription, etc), this gets more practical every year.

Whereas…okay, I haven’t yet had a chance to post the draft I’m thinking of here, but for now: the scariest part of lucid dreaming is the acute awareness that you’re operating with a malfunctioning memory compiler with *nothing* you can do to compensate for that. Everything around you–every bit of scrap paper, or keyboard, or microphone, or friend–is an illusion even more fragile than your current consciousness.

A sedated me is, if she can *possibly* manage it, wearing a microphone around her neck [link]. A dreaming me gets nothing: maybe an after-the-fact journal entry if she’s *lucky*.


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#reply via reblog #amnesia cw #101 Uses for Infrastructureless Computers #dreams #transhumanism #drugs cw?

rustingbridges:

not a big fan of that captcha thing where you gotta wait 30 minutes for google to decide if it wants to show you another bus

and that captcha thing where it never explicitly tells you if you succeeded or not, so you’re never sure if it’s making you do it like six times because you suck or because it’s just Like That


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#reply via reblog #relatable


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gnabrie:

it’s for science; what’s your age and do u know how to burn CDs?

 

phenomenal-eggplant:

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#26 #it’s been probably 8 years since the last time I did it but I expect I could pick it back up easily enough if for some reason I needed to #(and certainly I know what the verb ”to burn” means in this context which I suspect is a large part of what you’re asking) #but why *would* you need to we have smartphones now #(okay yes optical discs are likely the single best option for ordinary citizens who want #to leave a whole bunch of data to gather dust for decades and still be able to read it afterward) #((particularly if you burn multiple copies and access by feeding them all through ddrescue or whatever ddrescue has evolved into by then)) #(so yes future-me may very well have a reason to burn discs but that’s not where I’m at right now) #(and I do think smartphones (and the occasional USB stick) have taken over every niche for CDs *except* cheap decades-scale data storage) #tag rambles #surveys #101 Uses for Infrastructureless Computers

comparativelysuperlative:

Believing the mailman is a serial killer is 100% reasonable if you are a dog and your entire species has been bred to believe that showing up unannounced and leaving right away is, like, the scariest thing.

Thanks to COVID, any boxes that get dropped off actually are a threat to the lives of everyone in the house. My dog does not know this, but he does have a justified true belief that all those containers are dangerous.

Any time there’s a knock on the door, it has one simple meaning: Gett yer case.


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#oh my god #puns #covid19 #philosophy #illness mention

nightpool:

prokopetz:

Huh – I just noticed that Tumblr’s post IDs jumped six hundred quadrillion places on February 24th of this year. It happened at some point between 6:20 PM and 6:35 PM UTC, from the look of it. I wonder what that was about?

Tumblr switched from a sequential ID system based on ticket servers to a system based on snowflake IDs. To preserve sortability, Snowflake ids use the uppermost bits of a number to represent the timestamp of the post’s creation and the lowermost bits to represent worker ids and random entropy. This means they’re going to starting near the limit of 64-bit numbers, several orders of magnitude above where tumblr’s id space was beforehand.

The well-known implementation complexities of using snowflake-based systems with javascript’s 53-bit numbers was the cause of liking and reblogging being broken on the desktop Tumblr dashboard for the majority of the 24th: https://tumblr.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/360043298974-February-24th-2020-Intermittent-errors-affecting-Tumblr


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#The Great Tumblr Apocalypse #Tumblr: a User’s Guide #the more you know