Star Trek Pet Peeve explained:

a-stitch-in-time-and-space:

 whenever the show refers to species as “humanoid” or “not humanoid” – I tend to make an assumption that it’s a universal translator thing, because why would other species also refer to themselves as humanoid???

soooo:

 – Julian learns Kardasi and discovers that the Cardassians have been saying the equivalent of “Cardassian-lite” the entire time (essentially “like Cardassians, but worse” folded into one word)

– Benjamin realises that Bajorans call non-Bajoran bipedal beings the “acceptably unfaithful” (it sounds better in Bajoran)

– Klingons say “weaker than Klingons.” B’Elanna takes offence, Worf is like “this is reasonable” (B’Elanna and Worf arguing Klingon linguistics based on their own relationships to tho)

– Betazoids and Vulcans independently of one another coming to the conclusion that they’ll call the other species “the talkies” (Betazoids for obvious reasons, Vulcans because humans just talk too much for no reason???)

– Dax once told Benjamin that the Trill phrase is roughly the same as “why don’t they have spots?” based on the alleged first words uttered when they encountered spotless species

– Ferengi call other species “fools.” Occasionally also “tall.”


Tags:

#Star Trek #DS9 #headcanons #language

prokopetz:

This is your daily reminder that you are valid, except in the province of Québec.


Tags:

#Quebeckers never get to have any fun #our home and cherished land #our roads may be golden or broken or lost #the humour of my people #(in multiple senses of the term)

whatsdifferentincanada:

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Tags:

#oh my god #Hamilton #our home and cherished land #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(I don’t think I’ve been there myself) #(but I’ve heard Hamilton described as ”like everything bad about Kitchener with none of the good parts”)

nightpool:

pissvortex:

never trust these hoes with idealized utopia islands and all cute cat villagers. when they aren’t posting pastel screenshots of their island they’re beating the shit out of their unwanted villagers with a net until they move away

– ursula k le guin


Tags:

#look a hive is supposed to have *female* workers #of *course* I’m going to kill all the male workers that spawn #Age of Empires #Animal Crossing #games #violence cw? #murder cw?

birdkid:

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clay garden stakes i made for my aunt’s birthday so you don’t have to bend down to read which plant is where! 🌱

bell pepper, green onion, tomato, pumpkin, zucchini, and jalapeño!


Tags:

#art #sculpture #food #gardening #neat

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staff:

cozy:

Photo by @adulthoodisokay.

Something quick from the people behind @staff

Hello! 

You might have noticed that the internet can be a difficult place to be right now between all the scary news and misinformation about said scary news. On one hand, it’s wise to stay informed, but being constantly bombarded with headlines is overwhelming for anyone. Especially for those of us who spend large chunks of time online. It probably goes without saying that all of us here working at Tumblr are extremely, painfully online now more than ever, just like many of you. Scouring the remote corners of the internet is our job, and if we’re being completely real, our lives. As anyone who is extremely online can tell you, nothing kicks up the anxiety like a particularly difficult news cycle, especially one that feels neverending. 

We didn’t solve the broad-sweeping problems of the world, but we did figure out how to steal a few much-needed moments of bliss. We’ve been coping with rough times by taking time to enjoy the softer, gentler spaces on the internet—the ones overflowing with adorable animal GIFs, beautiful plants, and cute comics. We thought, maybe, you’d like to join us. So we made something for you. For us, too:

@cozy

Think of this Tumblr as a weighted blanket for the soul. A corner of the internet that feels like a hug. Since we’re not ghouls, we’re not going to use it to promote a new feature or anything like that. We’ve just been coping by spending time down this cozy rabbit hole and wanted to extend the invite. The more the merrier, right? We could all use an escape every now and again. Especially now. 

Remember: Don’t panic. Keep yourself informed, but definitely limit your news intake if it’s affecting your well-being. Don’t listen to unverified misinformation (you can see more about that on our post from last week). Take care of yourself. Practice physical distancing. Keep washing your hands. Keep in mind your mental health is just as important as your physical health. 

If you want to share your moments of joy, use the tag #cozytumblr.


Tags:

#interesting #landscape #The Great Tumblr Apocalypse #covid19

thenymreaper:

Hello friends!!! On this April 1st I- with neither guile nor ill-intent- invite you all to listen to Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up with me, because it’s a fun song that I enjoy. You’re a free agent in this decision entirely. Happy April Fools Day


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#April Fools #music #legitimate Rick Astley #Tumblr traditions #this post was queued to ensure proper timing