god, EVERY YEAR one of the local churches puts up a big sign that says “HE IS RISEN”, and EVERY YEAR whenever I see it I just think “OH HE IS, IS HE??? WELL IF HE IS RISEN THEN HE WILL NOT BE ALLOWED AT MY SEDER, LEAVENED MESSIAHS ARE NOT KOSHER FOR PASSOVER!!!”
I also post about this on my blog every year but
that’s okay
because
IT’S OBJECTIVELY HILARIOUS
EVERY
YEAR
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#Passover #Judaism #Easter #Christianity #food #puns #Tumblr traditions #this post was queued to ensure proper timing
We’ve waited a year to reblog this. Happy Bread Anniversary!
Because it’s important to celebrate the little victories in life.
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#Tumblr traditions #food #this pairs weirdly with the post queued for ~50 minutes from now #but both are Tumblr traditions and I shall post them both
shit, talking to plumbers is about the only time I talk real Australian
Me: strewth how about that pipe hey, it’s a bit alright?? call me a drongo but I’ve gone and buggered it with the wrench! now I may be smoking a galah’s tail, but whaddya reckon we chuck some silicone on the socket here and it should be all beaut by tomorrow arvo!
Plumber: what the fuck are you saying
Tags:
#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #language #Australia
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#Star Trek #Brexit #politics cw #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(tiny pedantic part of me: ”but 2387 would be about a decade post-Voyager”) #(”while this picture’s special effects are clearly pre-Voyager”) #(”this seems like more of a 2200’s picture”)
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #food #when Parmalat went bankrupt my family joked that it was because I was drinking fewer milk boxes
lkhfosdhagoids IMAGINE
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #His Dark Materials #embarrassment squick?
incorrect-into-the-spiderverse:
Miles: Hey, if you put “violently” in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.
Gwen: Violently study.
Peter: Violently sleep.
Noir: Violently eat.
Ham: Violently murder people.
Peni: Violently worry about the previous comment.
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #murder cw #violence cw #Into the Spiderverse #Spiderman
“My bargain with the Other Gods has granted me powers beyond human comprehension!“
“Like what?“
“I have no idea.”
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #overly literal interpretations
Brinens and Things - Tumblr Mirror 