kvothe-kingkiller:

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guess who ingested some foreign objects!

also he has now been officially weighed and he clocks in at a whole 7 pounds. (hes not malnourished hes just leetle)

kvothe-kingkiller:

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bastard man ate some rubber bands

kvothbloodless:

hi im sorry but “patient: the void” is the greatest string of letters ever created

kvothe-kingkiller:

ikr, I died when my mom sent me that picture

kvothe-kingkiller:

wow okay this got a lot of notes overnight

yes my cats name is The Void and for good reason because most of the pictures we try to take of him end up like this

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and yes he is in that last picture ^^ youre gonna need to jack the screen brightness up to find him

or alternatively:

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viandpuppycat:

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mr. void, would you like to meet the abyss?

kvothe-kingkiller:

twin agents of darkness

mycatshuman:

This is so cute.

eriquin:

To pet this cat to first have to sign a statement saying you are not Anish Kapoor.


Tags:

#(I am reluctant to reblog posts with lots of images these days because it makes archiving harder) #(but rules are rules (I should know‚ I wrote them) and the circumstances are not dire enough for me to make an exception) #(sorry future self‚ I’m sure further-future selves will appreciate your effort) #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #vantablack saga #cat #adorable #maryellencarter tagged this #high context jokes #and I might not have thought to tag it that but I see their point


{{Good news: I’ve figured out some more efficient image-mirroring techniques over the past year–“Classic” blocks and upload-by-URL are your friends–and inline images are now only very mildly annoying. Although I *will* still have to be careful to stay under the total media-storage limit: I’m at 97.7% right now.}}

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rufusdrumknott:

Nanny Ogg’s Cookbook: A Useful and Improving Almanack of Information Including Astonishing Recipes from Terry Pratchett’s Discworld 

Lord Vetinari’s recipe for bread and water


Tags:

#Discworld #poison cw #okay but what do you eat while you are in the *process* of arranging your country’s politics over a period of years

{{The first four posts in this thread (up to “when fic is free”) were written in a cursive font. You can see a sample of that font in one of the images later in the thread.}}

goodqueenalys:

When I find my ship in times of trouble,

Fanfic authors come to me,

Speaking words of wisdom: Ao3.

 

goodqueenalys:

And when some broken-hearted shippers,

Don’t get a canon otp,

There will be an answer: Ao3.

 

goodqueenalys:

And in my hour of darkness,

The Archive is in front of me,

With the filter set on “Rated E.”

 

goodqueenalys:

Ao3… Ay oh threeeeee,

Ay oh three… Yeah Ao3,

Why would you pay for porn when fic is free!?

 

goodqueenalys:

Adding some of my favorite additions to this because omg some of these are seriously pure 24 karat fucking GOLD!

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welkinalauda:

[holds up lighter]

 

justgot1:

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221aubrina:

snort.


Tags:

#music

iloe:

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

 

iloe:

miles: look I can fit my whole fist in my mouth

gwen: freaky flexing. but alright

miles:

miles, through his fist: I’m sorry what did you just say

 

muchymozzarella:

ok but remember Peter B’s world is most like ours

 so both Miles and Gwen would have slightly off memes and distress him when he has a hard enough time remembering his own world’s memes

 

brawltogethernow:

I WAS HOPING SOMEBODY WOULD POINT THIS OUT.

 

brawltogethernow:

Miles: It’s “strange flex but cool beans.”
Peter: Am I tripping on something? Is this a stroke, is this what a stroke feels like?

 

aceslytherpuff:

Miles: *makes a mistake* This is distressing. Siri play Take on Me.

Gwen: you absolute heathen. It’s ‘This is tragic, google play All Star.’

Peter: whAT the fUCK

 

gunpowderplotandtreason:

THAT’S IT THIS ONE IS THE BEST ONE

 

silencinq:

noir: strange flaunt, but alas


Tags:

#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #Into the Spiderverse #(which I have not actually seen but maybe someday)