Brinens and Things

ceescedasticity:

ceescedasticity:

strictlyquadrilateral:

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Sweet, Salty, Sour, Bitter, Savory courts

Dog, Cat, Bird, Small Mammal, Reptile/Amphibian, Large Mammal, Fish courts

Aerobic and Anaerobic courts… that one’s going to be a little unwieldy

Triassic, Jurassic, Cretaceous courts

Cambrian, Ordovician, Silurian, Devonian, Carboniferous, Permian courts

Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune courts. WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE PLUTO COURT THING. (…There’s a story there.)

Clockwise and Counterclockwise courts

…or Deasil and Widdershins, fine, but the clockwise version is more neutral

Proton, Neutron, Electron courts

you know I could keep going but I think I’m going to stop

This is not as much of an issue as it used to be – to my knowledge no one has been killed over it for a few years, but my advice to humans who must deal with the Courts remains the same: Do NOT ask if there is a Court of Pluto. Do not ask why there is no Court of Pluto. Ideally avoid mentioning the word ‘Pluto’.

The problem is that the story is rather embarrassing to several powerful people and they would really rather it not be brought to mind. Ever.

You didn’t hear this from me.

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