michaelblume:

So I said a while back that whitehouse.gov petitions are basically a way to assign the white house essays and now I’m imagining if The West Wing was set like ten years later and there’s some petition that’s getting lots of votes and Toby’s really hoping it doesn’t clear the threshold because then he’ll have to write the response to it so of course Josh covertly leads a drive to get it more signatures just to fuck with Toby I am writing crackfic what the fuck.


Tags:

#West Wing #story ideas I will never write #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog

itsbenedict:

i live in chicago

i was just woken up by a vague howling noise coming from all directions, audible from inside my room, under the covers. it’s hard to pick out distinct human voices- it’s possible that the buildings themselves just started screaming. the fireworks that started going off moments later prevented me from getting back to sleep

i haven’t checked yet but i’m going to assume this means the cubs just won the world series


Tags:

#baseball #home of the brave #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog

cockenblog:

This is. so good.

 

an-actual-sunflower:

All the Phony People
Where do they all come from?
All the Phony People
Where do they all belong?

Henry the intern
Looks at the dog and the children and takes off his coat
He is a goat.

Young secretary
Secretly hoping that nobody working can see
She’s made of bees.

All the Phony People
Where do they all come from?
All the Phony People
Where do they all belong?

 

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

If someone doesn’t turn this into an audio post I will be so dissapointed O.O

 

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Michael from HR

Typing a memo to people he knows are not real

He is a seal

Dog out of trenchcoat

Happily sharing the news of his raise on the phone

Chewing a bone

All the Phony People

Where Do they all come from

All the Phony People

Working with no thumbs

 

drfitzmonster:

oh god i can’t stop laughing

 

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Next time me and my sweetie go out for karaoke, we’re singing this version :D

It has been decided :D

 

dagny-hashtaggart:

You know, thinking this over further, there’s something charming about how thoroughly it inverts the themes of the original song. I mean, ‘Eleanor Rigby’ is all about loneliness and alienation, and yet look at all the bonding we are seeing between people who are not actually people (or at least not the humans they appear to be) upon the revelation that none of them are actually what they seem.


Tags:

#music

hawkmemeguy:

things i like

petting happy animals

coffee straight from the pot

explosions happening to bad people

that really still moment you get right before you let the arrow go

seeing a bigot assume steve will agree with them and then watching them wilt like old lettuce under the concentrated force of justice and righteous disappointment

sunsets

 

daredevilmeme:

punching people who really deserve it

hugs from Karen

hugs from Foggy (don’t tell him I said that)

when the internet router actually works for once

 

scarletmemewitch:

leather jackets

blintzes

spa days

robot hugs

 

itsmemespidey:

science!

swinging through New York seven stories up

free food

free electronics

free housing (thanks Aunt May!)

the stunned look on a villain’s face when I let loose an EPIC pun just before I web them up

 

d-lewis-avengerwrangler:

hangin’ with my super-peeps, especially if I don’t have to pay for anything

curling up in my reading nook with my cats and a cup of hot cocoa

food in general

pretty boys with dark hair, bright eyes, and shit-eating grins

 

memecaptainsteverogers:

Jello salad. 

No polio!

Really good baseball games.

Old glory flying high. 

Armwrestling with Bucky. 

Seeing a bigot assume I will agree with them and then watching them wilt like old lettuce under the concentrated force of justice and righteous disappointment.

Eating leftovers. 

 

tonystankposts:

Coffee

Robots


Tags:

#Marvel #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog

lackadaisycats:

Happy Halloween!  I made a stupid comic!  It started with a Patron livestream prompt for Rocky as a sheet ghost and inevitably ended in flames.

The full size comic can be viewed here.

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Lackadaisy is on Patreon!


Tags:

#ghost #comic #fire #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #Lackadaisy Cats #(which I tried to read once but couldn’t get into) #(but I like this) #violence cw?

somnilogical:

somnilogical:

Whenever I post something with p values, tumblr deletes the part after the less than sign. This is very frustrating!

I had commentary on that article tumblr! And you deleted it! I just got to the point that stopped copying everything before posting it because I trusted you. Arggggh!

Textarea Cache? (That way you never have to decide whether you trust a text field enough to not copy it.) I don’t know if there’s a Chrome equivalent, and unfortunately I’m pretty sure there isn’t an Android Firefox equivalent.


Tags:

#Textarea Cache saved me this very afternoon #from having to rewrite a complaint I filed with Canadian Blood Services #(they used to test you for anemia as the *first* part of the screening) #(but the higher-up rearranged things and now it’s *last*) #(so I had to wait *40 minutes* to learn my iron hadn’t recovered from my previous donation) #(when previously I would only have wasted 5 minutes) #((it really ought to have recovered by now though)) #((it’s been four months)) #((going to talk to my doctor about iron supplements)) #anyway #Tumblr: a User’s Guide #reply via reblog #tangents