The best way to watch Star Trek: Deep Space Nine is to wait until Garak kills someone and then dramatically rip off your sunglasses and say “looks like they just got… eliminated”
Holy shit, why did I not buy No Name knockoff Thin Mints sooner?
They’re better than Girl Guide cookies (none of that Oreo-like cream bullshit), and very nearly as good as Girl *Scout* cookies.
(Not sure why they’re square, but hey.)
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#oh look an original post #I’m saving most of them for use in my birthday pseudo-cake #but I tried one first to check if they were good enough #yes. yes they are. #(I didn’t intend for this to be part of the post-election emigration discourse) #(but it occurs to me one could interpret it that way) #(come to the Canadian side we have cookies) #bluespace #maybe? I never thought of my counter as Tumblr-coloured before but it’s kind of similar when seen side-by-side #food #our home and cherished land
Remember: Do not move to Canada in response to this election.
Move to Florida. To Ohio. To Pennsylvania. We need you there for Warren/Booker 2020.
Here is a fact that it seems like a lot of people don’t know, and which is relevant to the decision: in America, you do not lose your vote if you move out of the country. Even if your move is permanent. Even if you were a minor when you moved away. Unless you renounce your citizenship–note that most countries will let you hold up to three citizenships simultaneously, and Canada in particular is perfectly happy to let you keep your American citizenship while becoming a Canadian citizen (if you don’t already have three, and if you do it presumably doesn’t have to be the American one you give up in exchange)–you retain voting rights indefinitely. Jurisdiction-wise, you vote as if you still lived in your most recent American residence.
(People who are American citizens only through their parents and have never actually lived in the country may be able to vote depending on where their parents lived: states vary. Check out the website linked above for details.)
I don’t know what happens if you move to a swing state just to establish it as your voting jurisdiction, then move to Canada. I don’t know if there are any consequences if the government catches you at it, and I don’t know how likely they are to catch you. Anyone interested in doing that should look into it further. But at the very least, if you already live in a swing state, you don’t have to choose between voting there and leaving the country. You can do both.
I mean, you do lose going door-to-door canvassing and whatnot, I suppose. But people planning on moving to Canada because of Trump who wouldn’t have done it anyway are probably doing it because they expect to be in danger if they stay. Staying in a dangerous situation in order to go canvassing is…well, if you want to do that, you do you, but it seems above and beyond the call of duty to me.
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#home of the brave #election 2016 #our home and cherished land #reply via reblog #this is the third post I saw on Tuesday which #appeared to be written under the assumption that People Like Me do not exist #I’m responding directly to this one because its People Like Me #is ”people whose relationship with the American government is like mine” #and our existence is an external fact that I can point to #the others were ”people whose minds work like mine” #which is much harder to prove and much likelier to lead to goalpost-moving #”we totally believe you exist! we were just using universal language for rhetorical effect! stop derailing!” #and for all I know maybe they’d mean it when they’d claim they were being rhetorical by pretending I don’t exist #let’s just say I’ve been feeling that authoritarianism post again lately
Free-tailed bats have now been clocked flying horizontally at over 160 kilometers per hour (that’s nearly 100 mph!), toppling the previous record-holder, the swift. The record for speed of diving is still held by the peregrine falcon but we’re coming for you next, feathers.
it’s like a horrible reverse rapture and I know if I eat all the ice cream I’ll have a sugar crash and my teeth will hurt and I won’t be able to sleep but I want to eat all the ice cream :-(
*hides*
To be perfectly honest, my first thought when Mom knocked on my bedroom door this morning to tell me Trump had won was “goddammit, JT is going to lose their mind”. (In part because of trying to help you keep your mind last night, but still.)
*hugs* I love you, please stay safe, and if ever you flee to Canada, I will be the first to welcome you home.
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#home of the brave #election 2016 #our home and cherished land #reply via reblog
I would suggest that there is no harm in knowing exactly what you have to do if you had to move to Canada, Australia, Japan, Israel, England etc. on short notice, if you are worried about this.
It is useful to have these things computed ahead of time in emergency situations.
A lot of people actually have procrastinated on leaving real dystopias because figuring out how to move and then moving is an effort-intensive process.
If you’re concerned that you might be forced to move, setting aside a day to work out the details of how you would do this and writing it down would
(1) likely relieve some vague feelings of unease attatched to thoughts like “I might have to leave if things start to get really bad.”
(2) make “I can just leave, I know how to do this” a more available response to the thought “things look like they are getting kind of bad”
dear everyone who is panicking about world war 3: do you want a hug?
I, too, offer hugs.
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#home of the brave #election 2016 #normally I don’t go on Tumblr first thing in the morning #but I knew there would be a post-election support group and I thought I might be able to help #(honestly not sure how much help I need myself)
friendly reminder that since a lot of people have decided xmas now starts right after halloween: not everyone celebrates xmas or wants to participate. don’t shame people for not participating in xmas traditions or blacklisting xmas. if people ask to not be wished a merry xmas, don’t wish them a merry xmas. don’t get upset if people express their frustrations with how christian normativity makes it impossible to escape this non-secular holiday for almost two months. if people want nothing to do with xmas, please just let them be.
and don’t pull the “it’s not religious it’s about FAMILY” thing either. one, it is fucking religious. two, some of us hate blood family far more than we ever hate religion.
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#Christmas #venting #I can’t believe they went and conquered my fucking birthday #it was unconquered when I was growing up #I was honestly glad to have been born premature because it meant I had escaped the Christmas season #but now it’s November fucking 1st #military’s not even high-status in my culture but sometimes I’m tempted to pretend it is #so that I’ll have an excuse to yell at the advertisers #about Disrespecting Our Veterans by Usurping the Eleven Days of Remembrance #(pushing it back to November 12th wouldn’t actually help with my birthday) #(but at least it would buy a bit of time) #((this post came up on my dash while there was a Christmas ad playing on the TV Mom’s watching)) #((which may have been the deciding factor in my reblogging it))