all i want is more mundane shows in sci-fi and fantasy verses
i just want friends, but set on ds9, and they had to pull some strings to keep their quarters on the habitat ring next to each other with the nice view of the wormhole, and they sit around shooting the shit and loitering in the promenade and having like dating crises and in the background the star fleet officers are running and yelling and the station goes to red alert and they’re like “ugh we just got comfortable!!!”
when the environmental controls fail they have to split up by species gravity tolerance and put all the breakables in someone’s bedroom
one of them works part time as a dabo girl but we never see them at quarks, we just hear complaining about the boss and sometimes horrendous work outfits
i want like “my dog got stuck in the station ventilation shaft, we have to sneak it out before star fleet notices”
community, but in space, at the shitty knock off academy that people who didn’t test into star fleet go to, for fucking interstellar trucking or something
featuring a pseudo jeff winger who’s an academy washout and he’s always like WELL IN STAR FLEET and everyone else like groans and throws crumpled up candy wrappers at him
TEEN WORF
i want fucking war horse, but set during the cardassian occupation on bajor
goddamn patriot about like kahless or something, fighting to unify klingons against a larger threat and with inexplicable modern accents and clothing
goddamn pocahontas in space, with first contact, where it makes no sense with what we actually know about. physics. and history in the larger world. and it’s obvious propaganda
(like i couldn’t think of an example like pocahontas that wasn’t. just as racist. but like! if you want your weird romantic colonialism, just set it in space, with fake history, and no one will know my guys! no one will be mad you aged up the fucking vulcan princess or whatever and then we can all enjoy this ridiculous story and the talking sand dunes or whatever)
HOUSE HUNTERS BUT IN SPACE! THIS INTERSPECIES COUPLE NEEDS QUARTERS ON A STATION THAT CAN DO BOTH OXYGEN AND CHLORINE ATMOSPHERES….PLUS A BIG KITCHEN FOR ENTERTAINING like please. spcae
real housewives of alpha centauri b
the office, but in space, about the small self-sealing stem bolt company that gets a boost in sales after they accidentally make a huge sale to the new federation-run space station outside bajor
manager: why would they order from the federation if they didn’t breath oxygen
me: *looks into the camera like in The Space Office*
THE DEADLIEST CATCH, BUT WITH STUPID SCI-FI ANIMALS
it’s always sunny on rigel 7
i could go all day hollywood call me you can reuse whatever’s in the backlots and the rental houses i don’t care man! just! do it! space!
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also for the new people in the back: i may look like all the crying about nerds in space i do is about star wars, but let me assure you. that i am ALWAYS crying about any given franchise with ‘star’ in the name at basically any time, ever.
House Hunters: Interstellar. Tom and Becky have a home on the Terran Moon along the shores of the Sea of Tranquility, but now they’re in the market for a vacation property on Risa. Their budget is 1.2 million bars of gold pressed latinum.
Brinens and Things 