Hello, @sinesalvatorem! I got you an IRL heart emoticon. I made it myself, using my own hands and everything. <3

(For the record, just as “:)” represents smiling, to me “<3″ represents doing this. Now you know how to picture it when I write that, and what I’m picturing when you write it.)

This was originally going to be a contribution to the Put Nice Things in Alison’s Inbox project, but it turns out Tumblr is smart enough to recognise my usual URL contortions but stupid enough not to whitelist URLs from its own website, so instead it will be a contribution to Put Nice Things in Alison’s Pings (which does have the advantage of rhyming).


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#sinesalvatorem #oh look an original post #the most selfie-ish thing I have ever done

support:

staff:

Send a post to a someone that’ll love it.

Messaging news! Three things are happening! All of them are good:

  • There’s a new button on every post. It’s a paper airplane.
  • That paper airplane lets you send any post as a message.
  • And messaging is out to everyone. We flipped the switch.

So now 100% of you can talk to a Tumblr using posts instead of words. Or in addition to. Whichever. Have fun!

The paper plane is on iOS and the web right now, and it’ll be flung out to Android users over the next 24 hours.

Now you can share all the Bee Movie posts you want. Or, you know, other things.


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#The Great Tumblr Apocalypse #the more you know #I finally figured out how to convince Tumblr to explain to me WTF it’s doing when strange new buttons appear #(the trick is to follow @support)

Almost No One is Evil; Almost Everything is Broken | 500 Million, But Not a Single One More

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ilzolende:

jaiwithani:

We will never know their names.

The first victim could not have been recorded, for there was no written language to record it. They were someone’s daughter, or son, and someone’s friend, and they were loved by those around them. And they were in pain, covered in rashes, confused, scared, not knowing why this was happening to them or what they could do about it – victim of a mad, inhuman god. There was nothing to be done – humanity was not strong enough, not aware enough, not knowledgeable enough, to fight back against a monster that could not be seen.

It was in Ancient Egypt, where it attacked slave and pharaoh alike. In Rome, it effortlessly decimated armies. It killed in Syria. It killed in Moscow.  In India, five million dead. It killed a thousand Europeans every day in the 18th century. It killed more than fifty million Native Americans. From the Peloponnesian War to the Civil War, it slew more soldiers and civilians than any weapon, any soldier, any army (Not that this stopped the most foolish and empty souls from attempting to harness the demon as a weapon against their enemies).

Cultures grew and faltered, and it remained. Empires rose and fell, and it thrived. Ideologies waxed and waned, but it did not care. Kill. Maim. Spread. An ancient, mad god, hidden from view, that could not be fought, could not be confronted, could not even be comprehended. Not the only one of its kind, but the most devastating.

For a long time, there was no hope – only the bitter, hollow endurance of survivors.

In China, in the 10th century, humanity began to fight back.

It was observed that survivors of the mad god’s curse would never be touched again: they had taken a portion of that power into themselves, and were so protected from it. Not only that, but this power could be shared by consuming a remnant of the wounds. There was a price, for you could not take the god’s power without first defeating it – but a smaller battle, on humanity’s terms. By the 16th century, the technique spread, to India, across Asia, the Ottoman Empire and, in the 18th century, Europe. In 1796, a more powerful technique was discovered by Edward Jenner.

An idea began to take hold: Perhaps the ancient god could be killed.

A whisper became a voice; a voice became a call; a call became a battle cry, sweeping across villages, cities, nations. Humanity began to cooperate, spreading the protective power across the globe, dispatching masters of the craft to protect whole populations. People who had once been sworn enemies joined in common cause for this one battle. Governments mandated that all citizens protect themselves, for giving the ancient enemy a single life would put millions in danger.

And, inch by inch, humanity drove its enemy back. Fewer friends wept; Fewer neighbors were crippled; Fewer parents had to bury their children.

At the dawn of the 20th century, for the first time, humanity banished the enemy from entire regions of the world. Humanity faltered many times in its efforts, but there individuals who never gave up, who fought for the dream of a world where no child or loved one would ever fear the demon ever again. Viktor Zhdanov, who called for humanity to unite in a final push against the demon; The great tactician Karel Raška, who conceived of a strategy to annihilate the enemy; Donald Henderson, who led the efforts of those final days.

The enemy grew weaker. Millions became thousands, thousands became dozens. And then, when the enemy did strike, scores of humans came forth to defy it, protecting all those whom it might endanger.

The enemy’s last attack in the wild was on Ali Maow Maalin, in 1977. For months afterwards, dedicated humans swept the surrounding area, seeking out any last, desperate hiding place where the enemy might yet remain.

They found none.

35 years ago, on December 9th, 1979, humanity declared victory.

This one evil, the horror from beyond memory, the monster that took 500 million people from this world – was destroyed.

You are a member of the species that did that. Never forget what we are capable of, when we band together and declare battle on what is broken in the world.

Happy Smallpox Eradication Day.

I handed out, like, 15 copies of this essay today!


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#illness tw #history #anniversaries #proud citizen of The Future #may or may not have reblogged this before

Dear Science Side Of Tumblr:

sinesalvatorem:

How do you send hugs in the mail? @rosetintedkaleidoscope just donated blood (hooray!) and the correct response is celebratory hugs. However, there may be a few kilometers in the way (no, idk how they got there), so I will need to make use of the postage system. How do I package my hug? Are there any laws related to the international transmission of hugs? What are the weight limits on the amount of hug?

Personally, I recommend circumventing these issues via the use of puns: there is a kind of chocolate called “Hugs”. I wasn’t sure at first if they were available in Canada, but I found a listing for them on the Walmart Canada website, which suggests that you’d probably be able to get ahold of some.


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#reply via reblog

sinesalvatorem:

@lethriloth: (Expected delivery tomorrow, which may be Too Late to help with the paper, but will be in time to help with almost everything else?)

Me: That’s good-ish.

Me: *crosses fingers*

Me: *realises she’s Jewish*

Lethriloth: … Oh of course that’s a Christian thing

Me: *starts writing a long essay, with numerous citations, arguing for why G-d should make this work out*

I’ve tried making a Star of David with my hands. It’s…never gone very well.


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#Judaism #reply via reblog

orb-warded-kor-warlord:

BFZ Allies: Crack paramilitary squad of fighters willing to lay down their lives for Zendikar. Bards are conspicuously absent.

Zendikar-Block Allies: A bunch of cocky assholes who are bound only by the profit motive and would gladly betray each other for a Kit Kat. Bards are present.


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #I don’t even *recognise* this jargon let alone speak it #I just find ‘would gladly betray each other for a Kit Kat’ hilarious #(P.S. I poked through the tags other people have used for this and apparently the jargon it’s in is) #Magic the Gathering #(still laughing about Kit Kats)

skaidi asked: According to wikipedia “Sneezing cannot occur during sleep due to REM atonia” and “The neural regions involved in the sneeze reflex are located in the brainstem”. In other words, sneezing is a surefire signal that your potential partner is A: awake and B: alive. Both of which are beneficial traits to select for.

queenshulamit:

Neuroscience you learned five minutes ago on wikipedia is a staple of evopsych just so stories, and being awake and alive are indeed highly beneficial traits in a partner.


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(ftr the prompt for this was to create an evopsych just-so story explaining the blogger’s sneezing fetish)

outofcontextdnd:

Warden: So, there’s a secret entrance, let’s go find it.
Ranger: Wait, so there’s a secret entrance to the mountain base…
DM: What…
Ranger: …which means that behind it, there must be…
DM: Oh, not again.
Party, in unison: 🎵Secret tunnel, secret tunnel! Through the mountain! Secret, secret, secret, secret tunnel! 🎵


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #Avatar: the Last Airbender #(which I should probably watch sometime)