“The Basics”

sortinghatchats:

The basic structure of the @sortinghatchats system is that you aren’t just sorted into one House, but into two tiers of Houses: Primary and Secondary. Your Primary House defines WHY you do things. Your Secondary defines HOW. To build this system, we’ve drawn on the Sorting Hat’s songs, general HP canon, extracanonical data (ex. interviews with JKR)… and then extrapolated.

People are complex– for joy or for utility, due to social pressure or careless recreation, people often use the reasoning or methods of Houses that aren’t their Primary or Secondary. We call this “modelling” or “performing” a house and we will explain it in greater detail later. These additional layers help us capture some complexities in characters that we couldn’t get using Primary and Secondary alone. People can vary hugely in how they embody their Houses; in this system, Aang, the heroic pacifist protagonist from Avatar the Last Airbender, shares most of his Houses with HP’s Lord Voldemort.

The way you decide which Houses are yours is not necessarily by looking at what you do, but at what would make you proudest and most content if you were strong enough to do it. Your sorting is what you want to be and what you believe you should do, whether or not you actually live up to it. That’s how people like Peter Pettigrew can end up in Gryffindor.

PRIMARIES

Your Primary is your why. It’s your motivations, your values, and the way you frame the world around you. It’s how and what you prioritize, and what you weigh most heavily when making your decisions. People often also assume that others share those priorities. A common response to our system is “but you must oversort into Gryffindor/Slytherin/Ravenclaw/Hufflepuff–everyone has that type of morality, deep down!”

Gryffindor Primaries trust their moral intuitions and have a need and a drive to live by them. They feel what’s right in their gut, and that matters and guides them. If they don’t listen to and act on that, it feels immoral.

We call Gryffindor morality “felt” but that doesn’t mean they’re all impetuous, emotional hellions. Gryffindors can still be intelligent, deliberate creatures who weigh their decisions and moralities carefully. Reasoning, intellectualizing and debate can be support for a Gryffindor’s felt morality– but those things can never make a fully satisfying morality in themselves. Some things are just wrong, no matter what pretty words you use to explain them.

Ravenclaw Primaries have a constructed system that they test their decisions against before they feel comfortable calling something right. This system might be constructed by them, or it might have been taught to them as children, or it might have been discovered by them some point later in life. But it gives them a way to frame the world and a confidence in their ability to interact with it morally.

Ravenclaws do not lack an intuitive sense of morality or gut feeling about things, but they distrust those instincts and have a need to ignore or to dig down deep and dissect those internal moral impulses. Living within their built moral system is as important to a Ravenclaw as to a Gryffindor; it’s the source of the morality that differs between them–what they trust.

Hufflepuff Primaries value people–all people. They value community, they bond to groups (rather than solely individuals), and they make their decisions off of who is in the most need and who is the most vulnerable and who they can help. They value fairness because every person is a person and feel best when they give everyone that fair chance. Even directly wronged, a Hufflepuff will often give someone a second (or fifth) chance.

This doesn’t mean all Hufflepuffs are inherently tolerant human beings, any more than all Gryffindors are inherently good, moral creatures. Hufflepuffs tend to believe that all people deserve some type of kindness, decency, or consideration from them–but they can define “person” however they want, excluding individuals or even whole groups.

Slytherin Primaries are fiercely loyal to the people they care for most. Slytherin is the place where “you’ll make your real friends”– they prioritize individual loyalties and find their moral core in protecting and caring for the people they are closest to.

Slytherin’s reputation for ambition comes from the visibility of this promotion of the self and their important people– ambition is something you can find in all four Houses; Slytherin’s is just the one that looks most obviously selfish.

Because their morality system of “me and mine first” is fairly narrow in scope, Slytherins often construct a secondary morality system to deal with situations that are not addressed by their loyalty system.

SECONDARIES

Your Secondary is your how. It’s how you approach the world as a person interacting with it, and how you make your way. It’s how you problem-solve. It’s not necessarily what you’re best at, or even what’s the most useful to you, but about what skills and methods you value as being intrinsic to you. Do you improvise, do you plan? Do you work on something a little bit every day? Do you charge into the fray and tell people exactly what’s on your mind? What do you do? How would you describe the way you meet the world?

Note: the term “Secondary” is not meant to imply that how you do things is any less important than why (the Primary House). It’s simply the way our terminology fell out and we’re too lazy to change it. The importance of motivations v. methods is a personal sliding scale– it’s perfectly valid for a person to identify with their Secondary House over their Primary. (When drawing from canonical sources, we assumed each character likely was in a House that matched to either their Primary or their Secondary. For instance, Harry is in Gryffindor for his heroic Gryffindor Primary, but Ginny Weasley is there for her brash and bold Gryffindor Secondary.)

Gryffindor Secondaries charge. They meet the world head-on and challenge it to do its worst. Gryffindor Secondaries are honest, brash, and bold in pursuit of things they care about. Known for their bravery, it is almost a moral matter to stay true to themselves in any situation that they’re in.

Ravenclaw Secondaries plan. They collect information, they strategize. They have tools. They run hypotheticals and try to plan ahead for things that might come up. They build things (of varying degrees of practicality and actual usefulness) that they can use later– whether that’s an emergency supply pack, a vast knowledge of Renaissance artistic techniques and supplies, or a series of lists and contingency plans. They feel less at home in improvisation and more comfortable planning ahead and taking the time to be prepared.

Hufflepuff Secondaries toil. Their strength comes from their consistency and the integrity of their method. They’re our hard workers. They build habits and systems for themselves and accomplish things by keeping at them. They have a steadiness that can make them the lynchpin (though not usually the leader) of a community. While stereotyped as liking people and being kind (and this version is perhaps a common reality), a Hufflepuff secondary can also easily be a caustic, introverted misanthrope who runs on hard work alone.

Slytherin Secondaries improvise. They are the most adaptive secondary, finding their strength in responding quickly to whatever a situation throws at them. They improvise differently than the Gryffindor Secondary, far more likely to try coming at situations from different angles than to try strong-arming them. They might describe themselves as having different “faces” for different people and different situations, dropping them and being just themselves only when they’re relaxing or feel safe.

But the Journey Continues…

These four basic Primary and Secondary houses are summarized starting places that we use as a basis for further discussion. What are some ways this gets complicated?

Keep reading

So, apparently the conversations my mother and I have about the nature of morality, in which we are very obviously coming from incompatible viewpoints and have a lot of trouble understanding each other, are exactly what you would expect from conversations about the nature of morality between a burned Ravenclaw and an unburned Gryffindor.

(”You just feel what’s right? How is that enough for you? How is anything enough for you? Doesn’t it bother you that your opponents’ arguments for their position are exactly as good as yours (given their starting assumptions, which you have no more proof for or against than you do your own)? For that matter, doesn’t it bother you that other people’s feelings say to do the opposite thing? What makes your feelings better than theirs?”)


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#sorting #interesting idea #(for the record I’m the Ravenclaw in this interaction) #(Mom answered ‘my feelings are better because they’re mine’) #(which makes no sense to me at all)

comparativelysuperlative:

unstampableface:

comparativelysuperlative:

I flipped a coin. It landed on its edge. The narrator of my “4 cc of mouse blood” tag apparently prefers the pronoun “they.”

the actual best explanation for this is that they (the narrator) exist in an alternate reality and made an avocado smoothie that can bend probability in other dimensions in order to make sure you got their pronouns right

The best explanation is “I blatantly cheated using duct tape, a screwdriver, an iron, and a copy of The Mysteries of Sherlock Holmes,” but yours makes more sense.


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog

How Well Do Your Followers Know You?

responsible-reanimation:

Fill this out in my ask box! One point for every correct answer. Ten points total. I’ll reply with your total score!

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Some of these I’ve mentioned a lot, some require obsessive sleuthing, and some might be completely impossible for anyone who doesn’t know me personally.

Give it a try!


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#meme #ask me something? #(well not *ask* exactly but that’s the tag I’ve been using) #unfortunately I only read responsible-reanimation on occasion #so I can’t take my turn as answerer #oh well

Frozen AU Snippets

luminousalicorn:

“Our daughter seems to have been born with magical ice powers,” said the King of Arendelle.

“Looks like it,” said the queen. “I don’t know very much about how magical ice powers work, so unless you do, it’s probably time to do some research so we can go into this child-rearing project with a knowledge of what to teach her so she can wield them safely.”

“Good idea,” said the king. “I’ll go visit the trolls and see what they know, back in a few hours.”

~~~

“I recommend,” said the troll, examining the injured child while her sister and parents looked on, “we remove all magic, even memories of magic, to be safe. But don’t worry, I’ll leave the fun.”

“After this – procedure,” said the queen, “will seeing magic or hearing about it cause a relapse?”

“A relapse?” inquired the troll, finishing his work and looking up at the queen.

“For example, if she sees Elsa performing magic again in the future, will she pass out, or -”

“Oh. No, that won’t affect anything,” said the troll.

“Thank you very much,” the king said, and the family went home, where it was summarily explained to Anna exactly what treatment she had just undergone and why.

~~~

“We’ll lock the gates. We’ll reduce the staff. We will limit her contact with people and keep her powers hidden from everyone… including Anna,” said the king.

“What about the staff?” asked the queen. “We weren’t keeping Elsa’s powers a particular secret before today. They probably already know. If we dismiss them, word will certainly get out, even if it hasn’t already. Anyway, we can’t fire everyone. A household this size takes a lot of work unless you want to start washing your own socks.”

“…Good point,” said the king. “We’ll keep the full staff. I suppose having servants around might help keep Anna company when Elsa’s quarantined and we’re both busy with matters of state, anyway.”

“That too. Just imagine how neglectful it would be to shut Anna up in a house with nobody to talk to.”

~~~

“We’ll lock the gates. We’ll reduce the staff. We will limit her contact with people and keep her powers hidden from everyone… including Anna,” said the king.

“Lock the gates?” asked the queen. “You mean, keep Anna inside the palace? Why?”

“To keep the secret.”

“To keep a secret that Anna does not know, we lock her up? Elsa is a safety concern, but she’s obviously willing to stay in her room. Letting Anna go into town regularly endangers nothing.”

“That’s true,” acknowledged the king. “All right, we increase the guard around the corridor for Elsa’s room in case someone wanders by, under the pretense that we’re paranoid about protecting our heir; but there’s no reason to do anything about the actual gates.”

~~~

“Mom,” whined Anna, “why won’t Elsa play with me anymore?”

“It’s hard to say,” the queen hedged. “Why don’t you write her a letter and slip it under her door?”

“Okay,” said Anna, brightening, and thus began the long correspondence between the sisters. Mere paper, however water-damaged, did not pose Anna any threat.

~~~

“I know it’s not fair, Elsa,” said the king to his daughter, “but you have to work on controlling your powers, and sitting in your room all day, every day isn’t helping. Let’s pack you some camping gear and you can go up into Arendelle’s large quantities of easily accessible mountain wilderness to try using your abilities deliberately while there’s no one nearby to be in harm’s way. I’ll show you where the trolls live in case they have any help to offer.”

“Maybe,” said Elsa optimistically, “they’ll have useful things to say about how fear is my enemy or how love is the key!”

~~~

“Do you have to go?” Elsa asked her parents.

“Well, yes. I wonder if you should come,” mused the king. “After all, you’ll be queen, one day, and building relationships with other countries is important. The gloves have been helping, you don’t have to come out of your cabin on the boat, and if you’re not feeling up to it on the day of the wedding we can just say you’re sick.”

Elsa joined her parents on their way to her cousin’s wedding. There was some turbulence on the way home, calmed by Elsa’s ability to freeze and then telekinetically control arbitrary amounts of water, and the ship escaped with only minor cosmetic damage.

~~~

“Excuse me,” said Anna to the guard. “Open the gates for me.”

“But… but Princess,” said the guard. “They are to remain closed at all times.”

“The key word here,” said Anna, “is Princess. Royalty? Heir presumptive? Recently orphaned – did Elsa personally tell you to keep them closed? She’s the only person who outranks me.”

“Er,” stammered the guard, “not personally, as such.”

“Open. The. Gates.”

Out Anna went.

~~~

“Excuse me,” said Anna to the guard. “Open the gates for me.”

“But… but Princess,” said the guard. “They are to remain closed at all times.”

“…Okay,” Anna said, “where does our food and so on come from if they remain closed at all times?”

“Servant’s entrance and delivery gate ‘round back.”

“Okay!” said Anna cheerfully, and ‘round back and out she went.


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#Frozen #fanfic #yes good

It is categorically impossible to enjoy being unconscious. Why is this so hard to understand?

(Okay, I know, I’m being uncharitable. I suppose it’s possible for people to enjoy having been unconscious or knowing that you will be unconscious. Just, why everyone?)


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#and by ‘everyone’ I mean the few bottoms #seems like they’re nearly all tops #also thank god for Image Block #sexuality and lack thereof #adventures in ‘close but not quite’ #somnophiles frustrate me #oh look an original post

nonternary:

‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
A stately pleasure-dome decreed.
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #things that *almost* make sense #’symmetry’ actually rhymes *better* here #poetry

uiliul:

 

cosmictuesdays:

I had a teakettle like that one once. I wish I knew where I could get another.

I’m not very familiar with tea terminology. Is the thing you had once the thing on the left or the thing on the right? My mother owns something identical to the thing on the left, and I think she got it from Walmart. I could ask once she wakes up.


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#reply via reblog #can’t help you with the thing on the right