brainstatic:

Stop glorifying…fuck I dunno *spins wheel* lactose intolerance.


Tags:

#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #the humour of my people #(the following category tag was added retroactively:) #our roads may be golden or broken or lost

(tagged by cakehorse, who I think has tagged me on this meme before, but being tagged on a meme is always nice)

You can tell a lot about a person from the music they listen to. Put your music device on shuffle and post the first ten songs that play without skipping, tag ten five people you adore afterwards

1. Jonathan Coulton, “Ikea”

2. Blackthorn, “Granuaile”

3. Billy Joel, “Big Man on Mulberry Street”

4. …“Ikea” again, or if that doesn’t count: Genesis, “The Carpet Crawlers”

5. Black City Lights, “Offering”

6. Phil Collins, “Come With Me”

7. Billy Joel, “New York State of Mind”

8. Phil Collins, “Two Worlds”

9. Culture Club, “Karma Chameleon”

10. Assemblage 23, “Infinite”

tagging (with usual disclaimer of don’t feel obligated in the least, etc.): zephindles, theunitofcaring, eponymous-rose, comparativelysuperlative, cosmictuesdays


Tags:

#oh look an original post #The Great Night Vale Fandom Assimilation of 2013 #(I learned I liked ‘Offering’ from hearing it on the weather) #why do these memes always stress no skipping? #I mean yes there is a certain value in seeing what comes up at random #but it would also be interesting to see what comes up if the person is selecting for songs they think exemplify their musical taste #music #meme

canadian-space-agency:

An unprecedented detailed look at Comet 67P’s jets courtesy of OSIRIS. January 16, 2015.

Source: ESA/Rosetta/MPS for OSIRIS Team MPS/UPD/LAM/IAA/SSO/INTA/UPM/DASP/IDA


Tags:

#space #the power of science #proud citizen of The Future #I like that I looked at this and thought ‘Hi 67P!’ without having to see the caption #it’s that distinctive shape #comet ducky #you’re the one #you make space exploration so much fun

zorekryk:

sestras-before-mestras:

Imagine Clint Barton complaining about how fucking cold it was in Iowa when he gets back from his farm

and Tony just ‘You think you know cold??? I grew up in New York’ 

and Natasha’s like ‘You think you know cold??? Fuck you i’m russian. I know true cold.’

And then Steve’s like ‘..Well I hate to burst your bubble, Tash but…’

and bucky just glares


Tags:

#Avengers #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog

geeknetwork:

David Tennant joins Marvel’s AKA Jessica Jones

The Doctor will take a villainous turn in Marvel’s AKA Jessica Jones, as Marvel and Netflix are proud to announce that David Tennant has just join the production to play the role of Zebediah Killgrave, the villain known as Purple Man, who has the power to control people’s mind through his voice.

After a tragic ending to her short-lived super hero stint, Jessica Jones (Krysten Ritter) is rebuilding her personal life and career as a detective who gets pulled into cases involving people with extraordinary abilities in New York City.


Tags:

#AKA Jessica Jones #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #I’m sorry #it’s just #David Tennant with mind-control powers #that’s a hell of a thing #I’m not saying it’s a *bad* choice #far from it #just #David Tennant #with mind-control powers #dear god #imagine that voice #any of those voices #(I *have* noticed I tend to laugh when turned on) #I still don’t have Netflix mind you

Cybernetics

outofcontextdnd:

In a Future-Based GURPS campaign.

GM: And with that you use your last bullet… Your party is still faced with the chief of the security force

Me: How did they attach my cybernetic arm?

GM: It clicks in with a pressure switch… Why?

Me: I pop it out. Improvised Mace baby!

GM: You could just punch him…

Me: 2d6 for bludgeon… 1d3 for punch. I’m going to rip off my arm and beat him to death with it.

GM: I hate you.


Tags:

#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog