niknak79:

 

spookymays:

 

1nkblots:

That… actually seems like a really smart idea?

I bet you these dogs used to bark like crazy whenever someone approached the door. Training an animal to stop doing something is way harder than training an animal to start doing something most of the time. So, solution, train the dogs to start doing something like, say, picking up a pillow whenever someone approaches the door, and as a side effect, they don’t bark at the person because (a) they’re distracted searching for the pillow and (b) it’s kind of hard to bark when you’ve got a pillow in your mouth.

 

lumos5001:

that’s seriously brilliant

 

malibujojo:

My parents’ dog has a whole crate of stuffed toys, and he picks one for every visitor. The beagle toy is the default, but he will often dig through the box trying to find the right toy. He often brings me the crocodile which I bought for him, or a large frog. He also has four pigs, and those are for special friends. Only family members are greeted with the biggest toy he has, the Great Pig of Honour.

 

mehcoconut:


Tags:

#dog #adorable #Great Pig of Honour

prokopetz:

“Darmok” is basically what happens when the memes win, isn’t it?

 

bouncingbumble:

“Grumpy Cat, his eyes uncovered.”

 

poemsandequations:

“Alpine ibexes, on the mountainside.”

 

tribbletron:

::passes the salt to poemsandequations::

“None pizza with left beef.”

 

animatedamerican:

“Spiders Georg, in his cave!”

 

patrickat:

“Dashcon, when the ball pit fell.”

 

maskedlinguist:

“Fry, his eyes narrowed.”


Tags:

#Star Trek #TNG #yeah pretty much #interesting to note that tribbletron and I interpreted ‘alpine ibexes on the mountainside’ #differently #I figured it was ‘I need and/or strongly desire this thing’ without itself specifying what the thing was

natalunasans:

3rddoctor:

Classic Who + Fifty Shades of Grey

At first I thought these were from bad smutfic.
I wasn’t *wrong* …


Tags:

#Doctor Who #Fifty Shades of Grey #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #I knew what it was when I saw the first one #’inner goddess’ gives it away

caffeinatedstarship:

Quark: *does something nice*

Quark: haha weird how did that happen

Quark: Ethics is for losers am i right guys

Quark: *Puts doing the right thing ahead of profits*

Quark: wait. crap. Guys wait I swear that’s not *my* conscience I’m just holding it for a friend


Tags:

#Star Trek #DS9 #yeah that’s Quark in a nutshell

capalxii:

sabotabby:

laurelhach:

Headcanon: the ‘popcorn’ button on the tardis microwave causes all corn within a two mile radius to violently explode

why am i laughing so hard?

just imagine they land in like Iowa and decide they want to watch a movie


Tags:

#Doctor Who #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog