(To the tune of Camp Town Races)
Party Bard: This guy’s gonna eat your soul, doo-dah, doo-dah…
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
(To the tune of Camp Town Races)
Party Bard: This guy’s gonna eat your soul, doo-dah, doo-dah…
Tags:
#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
So I drive by this house every day on my way to work and it is definitely the Skeleton War HQ
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#puns #skeletons
Galaxy Cat Sculpture Features Brilliant Color and Fantastical Patterns
Evgeny Hontor is a Russian artist whose interest in fantasy leads to the creation of beautiful, meticulously-crafted creatures.
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#art #cat #pretty things
Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:
A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.
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#poem #limerick #of the mathematical variety
i’ve figured out that horror games with grotesque monsters and spooky environments are -9000 scary if you pretend you’re steve irwin on a mission to document the monster(s)
“Lookie there. That’s a six-foot grunt from the basement. A’hm gonna wrassle it.”
As a further note, I’ve found that if you are one of those chumps like me who enjoy watching horror games late at night and then going straight to bed, fear and night terrors are much easier to avoid with the addition of one simple thing:
Mariachi. (Or polka. I hear polka works too.) It is the one genre of music that CAN NOT be made creepy. Nobody ever gets assaulted by monsters while mariachi is playing. It is a magic aural force-field against any and all monsters.
This is scientific fact. I have tested it myself.
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#music #gaming
DAILY FIND: Sometimes the Internet is a crappy place full of crap. But today I’m reminded that it’s an amazing trove of free and good information from reliable sources: The University of Illinois Extension has created a searchable index of every stain known to man and stain removal solutions for each. The tool will even tell you what your window of stain-treatment time is to achieve optimal results.
This is nerd GOLD, people. Use it in good health. -ts
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#habitat unfucking #interesting #the more you know

Camouflage by Hagge
OMG THIS IS AMAZING! AND ADORABLE! *SQUUEEEE*
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#art #dragon #creative camouflage #neat

Sex? It all started 385 million years ago
It may not have been love as we know it, but around 385 million years ago, our very distant ancestors—armoured fish called placoderms—developed the art of intercourse.
So suggest a team of evolutionary scientists, who point to the fossil of a placoderm species blessed with the name of Microbrachius dicki.
Measuring about eight centimetres (four inches) in length, M. dicki lived in habitats in modern-day Scotland—where the first specimen was found in 1888—and in Estonia and China.
Placoderms have previously been found to be the most primitive jawed animal—the earliest known vertebrate forerunner of humans.But they now have an even more honoured…
(read more: PhysOrg)
illustration: Dr. Brian Choo/Flinders Univ.
So my Facebook newsfeed is filled with posts about this and people commenting that “Scots invented sex”! Which reminded me of this book called How the Scots Invented the Modern World! Fitting ;)
A somewhat more accurate answer to the literal meaning of “old as fuck”. (As I recall, that previous post used the specialisation of gamete types to define “fuck”.)
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#the more you know #the power of science #biology #history