[The Voyager writers seem to have issues about being lied to about the afterlife.]
I think this could probably stop at “The Voyager writers seem to have issues”…
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#Star Trek #Voyager #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #I’m reading some of the DS9/VGR Confessions archive #and I looked in the notes of this post #and it was when I saw this one that I cracked up
[WHY DID I MAKE THE MISTAKE OF WATCHING MACROCOSM??!! My skin was crawling and I itched all over the entire time I watched it. Welp, never again with that.]
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#Star Trek #Voyager #yes this #so much #I really hate plague plots
it’s actually real and EVEN BETTER he wants to do it on the condition that he gets an awesome death onscreen
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#Daniel Radcliffe #Sharknado
10/10 WOULD PURCHASE
We have taken this nerd’s whiny post and made something magical.
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#interesting
Garak’s Shop/ The Most Popular Dress in the Galaxy:
DS9 “Rivals” (2×11) , DS9 “The Muse” (4×21)
DS9 “Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges” (7×16), DS9 “In the Cards” (5×25)
Star Trek: Generations , Star Trek: Nemesis
VOY “Drive” (7×03) , ENT “Terra Prime” (4×21)
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#Star Trek #awesome #oh my god #this is better than the Random Bolians
[What Janeway did with Seven of Nine was unacceptable for a starfleet officer. She made decisions for someone of another species without their consent and knowing full well they would object to what she was doing.]
#WHO WROTE THIS#ARE YOU ME?#i agree with this so fucking hard this has bothered me since the 90s#seven of nine’s origin story is some the face on the milk carton shit#except she’s an ADULT#it’s completely reasonable tho to want to repatriate her#she was kidnapped and assimilated against her will and against the will of her parents#but seven has so little agency in all of her early arc it makes me sad#she doesn’t even get to pick how she does her hair (via mylittleredgirl)
Agree, I don’t think there’s an easy answer here. Like, it’s not as though Janeway deliberately stole Seven from the Borg, her ending up on Voyager was a side-effect of the conflict, but once she was there Janeway (and to a lesser extent the rest of the crew) seemed to have very specific ideas about what sort of individual Seven should become.
It reminds me a little of what really annoys me about Data’s stories – people constantly being like “this is the correct way to human” as if there’s only one.
If she’d been older when she was assimilated, I don’t think there would have been any question that removing her from the Collective was the right thing for her, but being Borg was basically all she knew, regardless of the fact that she became Borg involuntarily.
In a lot of ways I’m really glad Seven got to have Naomi as a friend – ok, maybe Naomi being so fascinated by Borg stuff is a bit creepy, but she’s the only person who actually showed an interest in Seven’s culture and didn’t try to make her disown it entirely.
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#Star Trek #Voyager #yes this
Oh man so much Gul Dukat in this episode
I wonder how many different videos he had to film depending on all the possible scenarios
Like a choose your own adventure book
‘Okay, now we’re going to film your reaction to if the Bajorans take over ops’
‘And now, if the Bajorans take over Garak’s shop and set up a small clothing franchise’
‘Alright for our last take how would you react to a hypothetical in which the Bajorans have knitted a giant hat that they are trying to place over ds9’
#DUDE MUST HAVE BEEN IN THE FILMING STUDIO ALL DAY #WORKING THROUGH LUNCH #IT’S HARD OUT THERE FOR A CARDIE #hannah watches ds9
Bajoran Workers – please form an orderly line and I will service those of you I deem acceptable in due course.
Shit man Dukat’s time in the film studio is like his favorite part of his day (except maybe the part where he saves innocent Bajoran ladies from a life of ignorance and ok I grossed myself out). He watches every take himself and selects the best parts (and he knows what the best parts are because he pays a lot of attention) and re-records them when they don’t show his neck ridges to best advantage. And he redoes the whole thing every once in a while because he has added an air of dignified Gul-hood since it was last filmed and his public appearance should reflect that.
It’s a pity he didn’t find his calling directing and starring in state propaganda films. I hope, of the many alternate universes, there’s one where that’s exactly what he’s doing and he’s very happy.
S. G. Dukat, Star Of Stage And Screen?
Bajoran workers, surrender to your supervisors and minimize the confiscation of knitwear. I repeat, surrender and the re-acquisition of your knitted vests will be kept to a minimum.
Bajoran workers. Look at your Gul. Now back to me. Now back at your Gul. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using Flaxian body wash and switched to Risian Breeze, he could smell like he’s me. Look down. Look back up. Where are you? You’re in a holosuite, with the Gul your Gul could smell like. What’s in your hand? Back at me. I have it, it’s a taspar egg with two tickets to a candle-lit dinner in my quarters. Look again – the tickets are now jevonite. Anything is possible when your Gul smells like Risian Breeze, and not a Flaxian itinerant. I’m on a space station.
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#Star Trek #DS9 #Old Spice Guy #yessss #all of thissss
hamza-in-wonderland:
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#oh my god #puns
This blog is a collection of fairytales, myths and other stories told and retold on Tumblr.
This is a place for the mermaids who fall in love with dashing women sailors, the princesses who won’t get fooled again, the stories that are born in a text post that starts: But what if…?
Pull up a chair by the fire.
Once upon a time…
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#interesting #I look forward to seeing where this goes
inspired by the fact that it srsly look like chakotes is ripping his shirt off in the bckgrnd
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#Star Trek #Voyager #Kathryn Janeway #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
Brinens and Things 