If “land whale” didn’t have the horrible connotations it would actually be pretty cool.
Hell yeah I’m a land whale! I am a vast, mysterious creature of the deep, and I have finally transcended the limits of my ocean home. I am bigger than Tyrannosaurus Rex; I am the largest animal ever to exist on this planet. My brain is the size of a one-year-old child; your entire body could fit inside my heart. I live for a hundred years and sing a song that carries for a thousand miles. And now the whole of the Earth, land and sea, is mine.
Because I am a land whale.
(Art by Roland Tomayo)
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