fuckyeahursulavernon:

TRUE NATURE FACT: Wild lemurs have been observed using giant millipedes in a rather interesting fashion. They grab the millipede and nip it, which freaks the millipede out (understandably) so that it goes into its defensive mode and secretes this nasty toxic gunk that tastes foul and contains cyanide. The lemur proceeds to “milk” the gunk from the millipede, nipping it occasionally to keep it defensive, and rubs the gunk into its fur, where it acts as a natural pesticide, killing fleas and other parasites that make the lemur itchy.

This’d be cool in and of itself, but there’s another side effect. Apparently if you rub millipede goo on your fur, you get high. The lemurs—this has been observed in brown lemurs and in ringtails—display every sign of being high as little fuzzy kites. Their eyes get glazed and buggy, they stagger around in the branches, their tongues stick out, and I assume once the naturalists stop looking, they go pig out on Doritos and giggle a lot.

This is all really, honestly true (except for the Doritos.) So that got me thinking about brave lemur warriors, gallivanting around the canopy, who instead of flasks of brandy, keep their pet millipede around for those times when warrioring just gets too darn stressful. And hey, nobody likes fleas in their armor, so it’s probably good for that, too.

(Obviously millipede should only be used responsibly and in moderation. Do not millipede and drive. Just say no to millipede, kids! Etc.) – Ursula Vernon


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the-andorian-mining-consortium:

vortisaurus:

(the entire exchange, preserved for posterity)

(I don’t know if anyone cares to tell me if the Klingon is correct or not?)

Some of the words are correct, but the grammar and usage is all off. The passages above look like straight, word-for-word translations from English, which would come out as nonsense if you said it to a Klingon. XD

Here’s a slightly more accurate translation, but I had to shift things around quite a bit to make it work, and it comes out as an entirely different song! But here it is:

yuQDaq wIpawDI’
‘ej HovDaq mayIt
Dochmey DIlegh
Dochmey law’!
reH poH’e’ DIvangbe’laHtaH!

Doch’e’mey law’. 
Doch’e’mey DIyajbe’leH

DItu’be’
chalDaq Hov Sal ach
Doch’e’mey DochSuSmey je
gho boghtaH
poH’e’

It does change the meaning of the words, since some of what’s expressed in the original doesn’t really translate in the same way to Klingonese. This is a rough translation back to English:

When we arrive on the planet
And walk into the star
We see things
Many things!
We can not continue to talk action forever!

Many huge things.
Huge things we cannot understand.
We cannot find them
But into the sky the star rises high
Big things and small things
The circle is born and continues
Forever.

And Circle of Life I suppose would be “gho yInmeH” – circle for living. You could say “yIn gho” (life’s circle) but it’s not very clear what is meant as it could be also interpretated as “the circle is alive”.

gho yInmeH
Hoch SeH
Hoch ‘IQ, hoch tul, hoch voq je
bang

maHmeH  wItu’eghtaH voghDaq
HeDaq wIleng

He Qatlh
gho yInmeH
gho yInmeH

Circle for living
It controls everyone and everything
Everyone is sad, everyone has hope, everyone has faith,
The ones who are loved

We continue to find somewhere for ourselves
On the route we travel
The route is difficult
The circle for living
The circle for living

Someone else could probably do a better job of this than me, but that’s as close as I can get!


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#oh dear Kahless #Star Trek #language #awesome

cosmic-llin:

daystarsearcher:

tpringsgirlfriend:

Bajorans clap differently than humans.

I love all the little, cultural, things in star trek.

In high school I found this out and starting clapping like a Bajoran.

Sometimes, out of habit, I sitll do.

Ahaha, same.


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#Star Trek #DS9 #I never got into the habit of this #but I too love the little cultural things #like the Ferengi prayer gesture #(which doubles as a begging-for-favours gesture just like ours does)

cosmictuesdays asked: The DD9 translation of TNG has it as a fancy French restaurant, which I think is called Chez Enterprise – so coming up with new and exciting sorbet and ice cream ideas for the summer menu wouldn’t exactly be in Data and Geordi’s job description, but neither is it NOT in there.

singlecrow:

“Kid,” Kathryn says after a while, “your parents didn’t actually christen you ‘Data’, did they?”

“No.” Data smiles up at her. “It is how I think of myself, however.”

“I’m not judging, honey. Seven’s the same. Fresh juice for you, right, and coffee for Geordi? Latte?”

“Thanks,” Geordi says, and when she goes to get their order, “Data, I feel like you’re not taking this seriously. I figure, we get this right, we can do a pushcart on the sidewalk and get foot traffic in. Ice-cream by Chez Entreprise, you get it. ”

“An admirable objective,” Data says, and gets up to pace; Kathryn knows he does that mostly when thinking. “However, the flaw in the plan…”

“Is the plan,” Seven murmurs under her breath; she glances up at Kathryn and grins. Kathryn shushes her, not very seriously. It’s a beautiful day, the winter sun filtering through the window glass and falling into pools on the tiles.

“Is the plan,” Data says, and Seven laughs very quietly into the sound of milk frothing. “Geordi, no one wishes to eat wasabi mocha ice-cream. Nor…” – he stops pacing, peers at the list in front of Geordi – “saltwater bubblegum.”

“People eat saltwater taffy!” Geordi says. “Chilli chocolate goes down a storm!”

Data nods and turns around, making another crossing of the glass. They’re one of only a few customers; the morning commuter rush is over and the hipsters haven’t gotten up yet. “Saltwater taffy,” he explains, with the air of a man addressing a small, confused child, “is not made with saltwater.”

“It isn’t?” Geordi leans back in his chair. “Huh. Next thing you’re gonna tell me Swedish Fish aren’t made of fish.”

“Also,” Data continues, “people actually want to eat it.”

Kathryn laughs, properly, and goes back to their table with a tray. “Coffee for you, Geordi – to the left a bit” – Geordi’s hand lands on the cup – “that’s right. Data, honey, the juice of the day has grapefruit in it, I figured you couldn’t have it. I got you an americano instead.”

“Thank you, Kathryn,” Data says seriously, and Kathryn shakes her head and smiles. They’re sweet kids, she thinks, but they work too hard.

Seven looks up from the coffee machine as she comes behind the counter.”Grapefruit?” she asks, and Kathryn nods, pleased: Seven never misses a thing.

“Interactions,” she says, waving a hand around her head.

“I will remember” – and Kathryn knows she will. Seven sets down the jug she’s holding, marches with all determination out into the space of the cafe and says, “Inedible ice-cream from a pushcart is inefficient. Perhaps you both should stop sublimating your true desires.”

“Seven!” Kathryn says, waving her arms around, then gives up.

“Ice-cream is available for sale at a number of establishments between here and the boardwalk,” Seven continues, “and the sun is out, and the day is…”

Geordi laughs. “Young and bright, like us. Data” – he grabs Data’s hand – “come on. We’re going out, you and me.”

“We are, are we,” Data says, sounding amused, and of course it’s him who remembers they haven’t paid for their coffee, and does so before the two of them disappear into the sunshine; Kathryn watches them go with a small smile before turning around and saying,

“Seven, you’re a damn hypocrite.”

“Please explain.”

“No.” Kathryn smiles and puts a hand on her shoulder. “But I promise we’ll close up before the sun goes down.”


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#fanfic #Star Trek #Deep Dish Nine #fluffiness

cobrall:

neopets is honestly a horrifying and disturbing look into the faults of late capitalism and the unfettered exploitation inevitable in unregulated economic systems

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#Neopets #interesting #I haven’t played in ages #haven’t seen what’s been going on there