
I love you, Tumblr.
Happy Pi Day!
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#pi #that isn’t the only mouseover text #it changes when you refresh #but this one’s the best I’ve seen yet

I love you, Tumblr.
Happy Pi Day!
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#pi #that isn’t the only mouseover text #it changes when you refresh #but this one’s the best I’ve seen yet
-Elrond to Elros on his decision to become immortal
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#I am unfamiliar with the part that they’re incorrectly quoting #but that is genuinely an extremely good argument for immortality #more to see than can ever be seen #more to do than can ever be done #(the following category tag was added retroactively:) #Lord of the Rings
High above the oasis of Earth, your belly reflecting
The dappled azure glow of oceans rolling far below,
You are waiting patiently for your final pilgrims to arrive.
Soon they will climb to you on twin pillars of fire-
Hauling themselves up out of Terra’s gravity well
By their bleeding fingernails – to find you sailing
So serenely through the void, your mighty wings
Outstretched, shining mirror-bright, reflecting
The diamond-dust light of a million distant suns…Then, dressed all in fresh-snow white, the bravest acolyte
Will float to your side in reverent silence struck dumb,
By the heart-stopping sight of you hovering there, silhouetted
Against the hazy, air-brushed band of the Milky Way,
Bathing in the luxurious light of ten times ten billion alien stars,
And with the world watching far below, trembling with fear and love…– Stuart Atkinson, from “The Final Pilgrims”, images from NASA’s gorgeous “Gravity” Flickr gallery
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#poetry #the power of science #the brightest star in our sky

Of course it is.
ALL BITCHES THIS IS MY HOME TOWN TAKE A FUCKING SEAT WHILE I TELL YOU THIS STORY. GET A BOWL OF POPCORN BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS DOPE
IN THE 1940’S PORTLAND WAS PUTTING IN LAMPPOSTS AND FOR WHATEVER GOD DAMN REASON THIS ONE NEVER GOT FILLED.
IN 1946, DICK FAGAN, AN AMERICAN IRISHMAN WHO WROTE FOR THE OREGON JOURNAL, GOT BLOODY FUCKING BORED AT HIS JOB AND WOULD LOOK OUT HIS WINDOW ONTO THIS SAD EXCUSE FOR ROAD CONSTRUCTION HOLE. ONE DAY HE SAID “FUCK THIS” AND PLANTED SOME FLOWERS.
HE WROTE ABOUT THIS NEW FUCKING PARK AND SPOKE ABOUT HOW LEPRECHAUNS LIVED THERE AND SHIT. MOTHERFUCKING LEPRECHAUNS IN THE MIDDLE OF DOWNTOWN, WHAT THE SHIT.
HOLD ONTO TO THE EDGE OF YOUR SEATS BECAUSE THIS RIDE GETS EVEN BETTER. THIS PARK HOLDS A GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR BEING THE SMALLEST PARK WITH WITH INFORMATION SAYING “It was designated as a city park on 17 March 1948 at the behest of the city journalist Dick Fagan (USA) for snail races and as a colony for leprechauns”. MOTHER. FUCKING. SNAIL RACES. BITCHES.
IT’S EVEN BEEN PIMPED OUT OVER THE YEARS
HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKS WE CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS HERE
WE CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT.
THE BEST PART IS THAT IT EVEN HAD OCCUPY PORTLAND PROTESTERS
SO I HOPE YOU FUCKING LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY ABOUT TINY ASS PARKS.
Well, then..
Prime leprechaun territory, really!
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#neat #fun facts #the Occupy Portland protesters are a nice touch

[I pretend I’m Kira Nerys to get through the really scary and intimidating parts of life.]
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#interesting idea #thought attempting to bluff a Cardassian into not putting the minor car accident I caused on my record #(my car insurance company threatened (level of idleness unknown) to drop me if I have any official accidents in the first three years) #(no matter how small) #(insurance is mandatory if you are to drive at all) #(driving is mandatory if you are to have transport at all) #anyway that’s probably not the best idea #may come in handy for a later scary part of life
did you ever stop to think people are reading this sentence in different accents
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#yes #yes I have #well not this sentence specifically #but I have wondered what my writing sounds like to my friends #particularly my British friends #(I think most of the ones with significantly different accents are British) #perhaps there are people reading this to whom it sounds like nothing at all #it is possible to lack a mind’s eye #(the obvious way is by being blind since before one’s earliest memories) #(but it is also possible to lack a mind’s eye while still having ordinary sight) #I expect it is also possible to lack a mind’s ear #accents #tag rambles #(the following category tag was added retroactively:) #is the blue I see the same as the blue you see

Gandhi has been historically the most aggressive character in Civilization due to an original bug in the first game that caused him to go all-out once he reaches democracy. They just kept the thing going ever since.
To further explain this bug, because I was chatting with mothmonarch about Civilization and other strategy games last night and I never got around to explaining this fully, but I love this story:
Gandhi’s AI in the original game had its aggression set to the absolute minimum (0 on a scale of 0 to 10, I believe, I may have this wrong but the basic idea I’m about to explain is accurate, as far as I can tell). Adopting democracy lowers an AI civ’s aggression by 2 points, so when someone who is fully peaceful loses two points of aggression, they should still be nice and polite, right?
Except this is an old DOS game, and so computer math is in place. What actually happened was that Gandhi’s aggression level ticked backwards two steps, from 0 to 255. On a scale of 0 to 10, Gandhi is now 255 points of pure nuclear rage.
And that’s the story as I recall it, but again I may have gotten some details wrong, so feel free to correct me! After that, as the original poster said, the devs loved the bug so much that they just kept it in as a running joke!
“On a scale of 0 to 10, Gandhi is now 255 points of pure nuclear rage.”
I about pissed myself laughing at this.
That’s amazing.
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#I am beginning to understand why this blog {{@stuckinabucket, from whom I reblogged this}} keeps popping up on the auto-generated list of recommended blogs #and occasionally in people’s reblog chains
stuckinabucket:
Aunt May: Peter, your spider-manning needs to stop interfering with your schoolwork. You’re brilliant. You need to go to college, and you need to land scholarships to go to college, and you need to get your grades up to land scholarships.
Peter Parker: Uh…psht…spider…man…spider-whatting? I’m totally not, uh, Spider-Man.
Aunt May: Peter H. Parker, I’m kind of old, not blind. You can’t come home with a gunshot wound to the leg the same night Spider-Man gets shot, and then be fine two days later, and expect me to not put two and two together.
Peter Parker: I, uh, there’s an explanation for this that doesn’t involve me being Spider-Man!
Aunt May: Is there also an explanation for the giant mutant lizard you got into a fight with just happening to be your parents’ super-close friend that you were just asking about a week before all this shit started?
Peter Parker: …probably?
Aunt May: Is there also an explanation for the Spider-Man costume you left sticking half out from under your bed the last time you got hit by a bus?
Peter Parker: I’m a…huge fan. And what bus.
Aunt May: You know what I’ve been doing since your uncle died and you stopped coming home before 2am?
Peter Parker: …no?
Aunt May: Reading the newspapers. All of them.
Peter Parker: Uh…
Aunt May: And watching the news.
Peter Parker: Uh…
Aunt May: And using the internet.
Peter Parker: Uh…
Aunt May: Did you know that it winds up all over all three of those things when you get hit by a bus while being chased by police helicopters?
Peter Parker: …
Aunt May: I have a powerpoint presentation ready to go with the GPS data from your phone on the relevant dates, if you’re going to keep this up.
Peter Parker: How did you even…
Aunt May: It’s even got accelerometer measurements. Matched up in real-time against news footage.
Peter Parker: …
Aunt May: Don’t give me that look. I’m not the one who took his smartphone to a monster-fight.
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner
tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions
It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.
WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN
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#puns #(I would guess both wings at once) #(but I am unversed in the ways of makeup)