religiositytothefuzzywuzzies:

razzledazzy:

zarggg:

We only have one month until the petition closes, and there are only about 1700 signatures on it!

Go sign!

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS WOULD BENEFIT THE AMERICANS ON TUMBLR. THEY COULD ACTUALLY SEE THEIR FRIENDS THAT LIVE ACROSS THE COUNTRY. THIS PLACE IS TOO GODDAMN BIG TO NOT HAVE A SYSTEM LIKE THIS.

AMERICA’S TRAINS ARE DECADES BEHIND OTHER COUNTRIES’ RAILWAY TECHNOLOGY. IT’S AN EMBARRASSMENT AND WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO FIX IT WITH SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

83,000 signatures needed by March 7!


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#signal boost #sounds lovely #I especially like the northern bits of the pink line #followed by the eastern bits of the dark blue line

animalstalkinginallcaps:

AFTER YOU BECOME A LEVEL EIGHT RAW VEGAN YOU CAN ASK THE ELDERS FOR ACCESS TO THE ORIGINAL WHOLE FOODS. ONCE INSIDE YOU CAN ALIGN THE RUNESTONES AND SCALLIONS TO SUMMON THE TRANSFORMING SPIRITS OF ANCIENT LOCAVORES.

IT’S ALL PRETTY ADVANCED STUFF. YOU ARE QUITE NEW TO OUR WAYS. FOR NOW YOU SHOULD PROBABLY JUST CONCENTRATE ON BUYING FAIR-TRADE AND REDUCING YOUR GLUTEN INTAKE.


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#the first thing I saw was the face and thought #Ooh barn owl! #then I saw the rest and just #OMG #OMG OMG WTF #fruit #art #impressive as fuck

callallhiswildworksyourown:

rufustfirefly:

Do you have any secret skills? (x)

…. how is this man still single

i feel like i should carry a ring with me just in case I run into Nathan Fillion one day so i can be ready to propose on the spot


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#Nathan Fillion #mostly I’m just really happy I knew who he was before I saw the text underneath #and it only took two seasons of Castle #(1.5 seasons was not enough) #(I was still confusing him for one-shot white dudes at that point) #prosopagnosia

apiphile:

greenycrimson:

tonguelikemurder:

i think my favourite thing about people who don’t like snickerdoodle cabbagepatch is that we can all almost instantly recognise if someone’s talking about him even with names like boilerdang crimpysnitch

This is my favourite game, especially with normal people who don’t know they’re playing yet.
“Have you heard about that new film Lobsterwang Tumblerhats is doing?”

hey, even people who do like clinkerpatch buggerdicks know who you mean


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#Benedict Cumberbatch #I cannot believe I actually understand this #(I thought calling him barely-recognisable manglings was mostly an affectionate thing?)