I NEED THESE.
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#shark #awesome #Well what do you know? #It’s nibbling my toe
Month: November 2012
OKAY AMERICA TIME TO LISTEN THE FUCK UP
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I’M MAKING A BAGGED MILK TUTORIAL BECAUSE IF ONE OF YOU FUCKERS ASKS ME ONE MORE TIME HOW BAGGED MILK WORKS I’M BAGGING YOUR HEAD
HERE GOES
THIS SHIT IS MILK IN A BAG
“OMG HOLY SHIT BUT HOW DO YOU POUR IT WHERE GOES MILK HOW MILK IN MOUTH” SAYS THE AMERICAN
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN
THIS IS WHAT IS INSIDE THAT BIG BAG
THREE LITTLE BAGS THAT LOOK LIKE THIS
WOW HOLY SHIT RIGHT
THE EXTRA BAGS GO IN THIS IF YOU WANT:
AND THEN ONE OF THOSE BAGS GOES IN SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS:
OH MAN OH MAN IS THIS FREAKING YOU OUT YET WHAT ARE YOU EVEN GONNA DO
WELL I’LL FUCKING TELL YOU
YOU’RE GONNA CUT THE TIP OFF THE BAG LIKE YOU SEE UP THERE
WITH SCISSORS OR A KNIFE IF YOU’RE IMPATIENT (BUT THAT SHIT DOESN’T WORK WELL AND IT TEARS FUNNY) OR, IF YA REAL FANCY, ONE OF THESE:
ANYWAYS NOW YOUR MILK IS READY TO POUR
READY
WAIT FOR IT
OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING
HOW IS THAT MILK GETTING INTO THAT GLASS????
SHIT IS THAT MAGIC?!?!?!
NO THAT’S CANADA
YOU’RE FUCKING WELCOME
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#our home and cherished land #milk #SHIT IS THAT MAGIC?! #NO THAT’S CANADA
Weyoun in the background with the box of White.
That is all.
That sounds like a murder in Clue. Dukat, on G deck, with the Pagh Wraiths.
WHY IS DS9 CLUE NOT A THING NOW
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#DS9 #Clue #should totally be a thing #(the following category tag was added retroactively:) #Star Trek
It’s Who Week! We start off with an order I got this week from Baby Mason and his Whovian parents who wanted to celebrate his 3rd birthday is true who style.
With a Winnie the Pooh/Doctor Who crossover cake! I just love crossover cakes.
The quality parent’s wanted the cake based on this T-shirt (Which I had trouble tracking down, but eventually found the true artist. Thanks, Google Images!)
They also thought Tigger needed a companion- So in steps Piglet the crafty Dalek, made from things he found around his house.
Tigger and Piglet are free standing fondant/chocolate figures and the POLISE BOCS is made from chocolate-hazelnut cake with tri-chocolate buttercream.
More photos in the Facebook album!
Oh. My. GOD.
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#Winnie the Pooh #Doctor Who #cake #awesome
Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.
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Noble Elven Physiology & Alternative Dream Universe
Health Optimization and Enhanced Boomerangsmanship
enhanced horsemanship and inner beast
Trickster and Perfection
shit. yes. sign me up
Clairempathy and Parachronal Cognition.
See TVTropes: Blessed With Suck, Cursed With Awesome
Bulletproof Durability and Virtue Inducement
okay, I’m a morality pet and meatshield? that doesn’t sound too bad actually
Bionic Physiology and Micro-Oxygen Manipulation.
I judge the “micro” part on scientific grounds, but manipulating atoms of oxygen is POSSIBLY THE COOLEST POWER EVER. Certainly the most versatile, up there with shapeshifting (I am incorrigibily fond of shapeshifting), and definitely so much more useful than ferromagnetic metals. MAKE WAY MAGNETO, I’M COMIN’ THROUGH.
(Although the bionic physiology could be a problem if I was straight-up fighting Magneto. Still and all, I’d rather like to be a cyborg, especially if whoever did it could fix some of my health issues and make me look more masculine. :D)
Inhuman Nature (I laughed aloud when I saw this; it’s just so perfect) and Enhanced Chakram Skill (…okay, sure).
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#meme
New Hampshire elected its first transgender state representative
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WE HAVE A TRANS* WOMAN IN THE HOUSE. YES. HELL YES.
“She said advocating for the homeless and people with mental illness and physical disabilities and strengthening public schools will be her top priorities.”
ahhhh wow what a boss lady *w*
I’m in a puddle of trans feelings
Yay! What an awesome woman!
Map, a public installation by Aram Bartholl, places the familiar red map pin exactly where Google Maps assumes to be the city center.
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#Google Maps #neat
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, FAERIELAND WAS IN THE SKY ON THE CLOUD. YOU DARN YOUNGSTERS MADE IT FALL. GET OFF MY NEOLAWN!
NEVER FORGET
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
NO
GIVE ME BACK MY CLOUDS
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BASTARDS DO WITH MY FAERIELAND
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#Neopets #wait they did WHAT
Brinens and Things 