Write your tumblr name with your eyes closed. Let’s see if you can.

dokibay:

dokigay

 

sassy-pansexual-toro:

sassy=pansexul-roeo

 

askheroicsonic:

Askheroicsonic

Bam bitches.

I know my keyboard like i know my hand.

 

attackofthegiantlandorkus:

attackofthegiantlandorkus

Haa

 

newlemonade:

newlemonade

Easy enough, I’ve been trained in keyboards.

 

a-hungry-pterodactyl:

a-hunfrhyplrerofadtjk,

whoops

 

equiassntitties:

equiassntitties

haha

 

cosmicautogenesis:

xosmic autogenesis

omfg almost

 

billthesetite:

billthesetite

wow that’s easy it’s almost like if you know how to type homerow you don’t even have to look at your keyboard

WHAT A REVELATION

 

adriofthedead:

adriofthedead

seriously did these folks not take a typing class or what

 

would-you-like-a-jelly-baby:

would-you-like-a-jelly-baby

Did it with hyphens intact. Really people?

 

ravenskyewalker:

ravenskuewaller. ravenskuewalkee. I could do it with a physical keyboard, but am using a mobile device with a digital keypad, so can’t feel the positions of the keys. (At work, I apparently awe people by often inputting book titles or ISBNs without watching the keyboard, because apparently, no one else ever learned to type.)

 

justice-turtle:

justice+turtle

(Okay, apparently I’m not so good at underscores. Other than that… yeah. *g*)

Touch-typists unite! XD

brin-bellway

I don’t know why some of the people above are wondering about people not taking typing classes. I never took typing classes. Why would I need to? Touch-typing is just a thing that happens sometime during the 10+ years of ‘puting. I put no actual effort towards learning it.


Tags:

#meme #touchtyping

dudeufugly:

batmansymbol:

I LIVE LIFE ON TUMBLR:

A cover of Billy Joel’s We Didn’t Start the Fire, but with 204% more internetz.

Tried to get most fandoms in there but argh there are so many *flails* *dies*

LYRICS:

Fangirl squeals, Doctor Who, reblog is all I do,
watching Sherlock, Reichenfeels, we need Season Three.

Gorgeous graphics, keyboard smashing, signal boosts and Mako-bashing,
Bryke is trolling, Moffat’s trolling, perfect OTP,

Social justice, F-bombs, food porn, om nom nom,
Mean Girls, “The Life and Times,” and lawnmowers that can fly,

Please stop tagging your hate, this fic never updates,
all my feels, oh my Godtiss, holy shit I’m gonna cry!

I live life on Tumblr
Yeah, I went through hell
to get this URL
cause I live life on Tumblr
Let me love you, bby,
so call me maybe?

Hiddlestoners, Cumberbabes, who cares if they’re twice our age?
Shipping schism, activism, Stewart and Colbert.

Real talk, spam? block, Steve and Tony, Johnlock
and on art blogs, random pics of hair.

Yes this, now kiss, all my feelings in a gif,
Princess Kuzco, SOPA ban, lost ability to can,

Fanart, safe for work? Blatant porn, don’t look
Fluffy fics, fanmix, what the hell is Facebook?

I live life on Tumblr
Yeah, I went through hell
to get this URL
cause I live life on Tumblr
Let me love you, bby,
so call me maybe?

Rage toons, screAMING YELL, Merthur and Destiel,
Ruined life, (you tool,) learned more from my dash than school.

Goodbye MegaUpload, reblog this potato!
Cat pics are heaven-sent, “fuck you” is a compliment.

Superwholock, John Green, badass Katniss Everdeen,
Douche anons, torrent host, this has been a text post,

Bridesmaids, irony, overuse of “literally”
GPOY, lol nope, how’d this get ten thousand notes?!

I live life on Tumblr
Yeah, I went through hell
to get this URL
cause I live life on Tumblr
Let me love you, bby,
so call me maybe?

Ovaries long-gone, screw M. Night Shyamalan,
Askbox limits suck, I’ll tell you ‘bout Homestuck.

Game of Thrones, out of spite, killed off everyone you liked –
Amurrica is so free, Post-Potter Misery

Sepia? Hipster found! Existential quotes abound,
Missing E., can’t unsee, ehehehe LOKI’D!

I live life on Tumblr
Yeah, I went through hell
to get this URL
cause I live life on Tumblr
Let me love you, bby,
so call me maybe?

All my creys, typeface and vids I do not understand
Wow rUDE, spONGEBOB sTOP, too bad I can’t Photoshop

Canon/fanon, what the hey, think I’ll ship it anyway,
Be right back I’m tearbending, why is Finchel still a thing? ((sorry, authorial bias showing, heh))

Special snowflakes, Yu-Gi-Oh, da da dadadada da da AFRO,
Germany, Italy, ship them like Dramione.

No regret, that I met, strangers on the internet
thanks to Rule 34, I can’t even anymore!

I live life on Tumblr
Yeah, I went through hell
to get this URL
cause I live life on Tumblr
Let me love you, bby,
so call me maybe?

Hey, I just met you… and this is crazy. But here’s my number, so call me maybe? 

 

forbidden-transmutations:

Marry me, please?

 

calmingrespirator:

I’ll tell you ‘bout homestuck XD

 

shadows-of-the-darkness:

omfg this is perfect.

this wins the internet

everyone else go home

 

calmingrespirator:

How can I go home, when I’m ALREADY HERE?

and yeah, WHY IS THERE NO DOWNLOAD LINK!?!

 

korrawr:

Oh my god.  Press the fucking play button.  Best post ever.

 

residentasian:

All rise for the national anthem of Tumblr. 

 

megidovania:

fucking perfect

 

purelyreactivepinball:

yes yes yes please play while I blog the night away

 

Tags:

#music #awesome

 

anshinwrites:

swanblood:

southkoreanfood:

CORN ICE CREAM: South Korean ice cream, sweet corn ice cream with sweet corn nibblets mixed within the ice cream. Surrounded by a layer of chocolate and rice wafers in the shape of corn. May seem weird (even to some Koreans), but its actually pretty good! *remember, you can’t judge until you’ve actually tried it!*

SouthKoreanFood

who are you kidding, if you’re East Asian you know that all the most really mixed up food ideas that we create are actually AMAZING

like curry donuts

and citrus hot sauce

i would eat this in a heartbeat, i bet it’s wonderful

Holy damn, that looks delicious. I was just craving sweet corn gelato the other day, at that, and I don’t know where to find any. I might have to make my own, since corn is in season and delicious.


Tags:

#food #corn #ice cream #awesome

This is what the internet is for…

justice-turtle:

neil-gaiman:

Do not hesitate. Go to this link.

Then gaze at the book titles, and marvel.

(I don’t actually think I need to read any of them. It just makes me happy knowing they exist.)

You know, I bet I could identify the publication decade of… a lot of these books, just from their cover designs. Maybe not all, but most. (My parents are both bibliophiles; I’m a spreadsheet-o-phile. Guess who got to do the cataloguing? *g*)

Am I the only one who thinks that, say, “Building a Fire Truck” (looks like a children’s book) and “An Intellectual History of Cannibalism” (doesn’t) aren’t that odd? I want to read those.

“How to Teach Physics to Your Dog” is not literal; it’s a physics-for-dummies-type thing with a framing of him conversing with his dog (who can talk because it’s only a framing device). I read the author’s blog on occasion, so I’ve heard of it before.

I was going to say “How to Disappear Completely and Never Be Found” was a novel and also not literal, but after looking it up it seems to be a different book by the same name that is literal. Now I kind of want to read that too. (Not to actually do it, just to see what he’s got to say.)


Tags:

#reply via reblog #books

lovelydyedlocks:

“Hair chalking” is the latest trend in temporary hair color, and after soaking up our share of YouTube tutorials on how to fake a dip-dye with a box of pastels, you can bet we were scrounging through our leftover art class supplies ready to put a package to use. Using chalk pastels on dampened hair will result in a vivid look that easily rinses away in the shower, thanks to the powdery formula. Think of it as colored hair powder in stick form. Though pastels are prime for streaking long hair, we discovered that not only are they more vibrant on shorter locks, they’re also a lot less messy.

This wild leopard look is easy to achieve and will leave everyone wondering who does your hair! Do it on yourself,  on a friend, mix it up with a combination of colors, or think up your own pattern! Just make sure you shower before hitting the sheets, or you’ll be faced with a mess the next morning. Let’s get chalking!

You’ll Need:

  • 1 box of chalk pastels from an art supply store
  • Rubber Gloves
  • A glass of water
  • A towel

STEP 1

Wet hair with water and wrap a towel around your neck to protect your clothing. Select a bright-colored pastel for the leopard spots (we chose green).

STEP 2

Wearing your gloves, dip your finger into a glass of water and wet a desired starting point on your head. The wetter the hair, the brighter the color will be. With your colored pastel, draw a spot no more than half an inch wide on your locks. Repeat, drawing another spot of a slightly different size about one or two inches away from the first. Continue until your desired area is covered entirely in spots. Don’t worry about making perfect circles, either—spots look better slightly oblong.

STEP 3

Wet your finger and use it to dampen the hair around the edge of a green spot. Then, take your black pastel and draw a U-shape over the top of the spot. Repeat over each green spot, altering not only the size of the U-shape, but the direction it faces as well.

STEP 4

Finish the design by drawing random small black spots in open spaces.

STEP 5

Blow-dry your hair if needed, and wipe your neck or ears free of any loose pigment. Mist your head lightly with hairspray to ensure it lasts the day. To remove your design, simply wash away with shampoo.

Rock your new do’ all day and give them something to chalk about!


Tags:

#hair #awesome

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tiffo-the-hippo:

p-e-e-t-a-bread:

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Tags:

#music #awesome