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justice-turtle:

airandangels:

borken:

“It was all our own fault,” Marilla said resignedly.

-Anne of Green Gables 

‘And Jane and Michael screamed at him as he passed.’

– Mary Poppins

“Mario stopped and looked in the shop window.”

—The Cricket in Times Square

“Nevertheless, young Woolsthorpe persevered in his studies of natural philosophy in the way a gentleman should, by digging into any suspicious-looking burial mounds he could find in the neighbourhood, filling up his lizard press with as many rare species as he could collect, and drying samples of any flowers he could find before they became extinct.”

–Snuff, by Terry Pratchett

…you know, if you look at it a certain way that’s actually pretty accurate.

“Would you rather X boy or Y boy?”

“What? Oh, don’t mind me, I’m just here studying the mating habits of Homo sapiens. Seeing as how sapience complicates everything it touches, humans’ sex lives are even more interesting than those of ducks. Speaking of ducks, did you know duck penises…”

(I haven’t actually had this exchange, but I could. The beginning question is one I have heard, just not directed at me. Turns out in that group it was strictly volunteers taking part in the highly-euphemistic sex discussions.)

(I did actually read about duck genitalia. You can read it if you want. Beware of animal rape. The TMI should be obvious.)

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#sexuality and lack thereof   #meme