uiliul:

 

cosmictuesdays:

I had a teakettle like that one once. I wish I knew where I could get another.

I’m not very familiar with tea terminology. Is the thing you had once the thing on the left or the thing on the right? My mother owns something identical to the thing on the left, and I think she got it from Walmart. I could ask once she wakes up.


Tags:

#reply via reblog #can’t help you with the thing on the right

ilzolende:

somervta:

ilzolende:

somervta:

  • There are Some Things Money Can’t Buy. Especially If You Abolish All Private Property.
  • From each according to their ability, to each according to his need. For everything else, there’s #Marxcard.
  • I don’t always seize the means of production from the bourgeoisie, but when I do, I prefer the Marx MasterCard.
  • A spectre is haunting Europe – the spectre of cash back and low, low interest rates. #marxcard
  • The Marx Card – Because Credit is the Opiate of the Masses.
  • The Karl Marx MasterCard – When You’re Short of Kapital
  • Reach For it when you get in the red

Is this your original work? It is hilarious, and the sort of thing I would expect to see lots of notes on.

(The times when I actually think “needs more notes” are always for joke posts.)

No! The Karl Marx Mastercard is a real thing! The first article I read about it in mentioned that it needed a tagline. I come up with a few of the obvious ones on my own before looking, but they’re all on twitter several times over.

Wait, what? They actually made a credit card with Marx on it?

What’s the ratio between P(credit card with Marx) and P(My perceptions are false|I’m sick and have had some related cognitive difficulties already)?

Bookmark this thread and come back to it when you’re feeling better. If it’s still there, news links and all, you’ll know it wasn’t a fever dream.


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#reply via reblog

popsonnet:


Tags:

#music #poetry #I got it four lines in #fuck yeah #this was my favourite song when I was little #(you’re considering the sergeants as a Beatles reference then?) #(hadn’t thought of it but tbh I stopped trying to understand American Pie a *long* time ago) #(probably once I started hearing that most of it *had* no particular meaning)

cosmictuesdays:

staff:

Hey Tumblr, welcome to your better blocking system. So much better that we changed its name from “Ignore” to “Block.” A proper, muscular name. Solid as a block.

Someone acting like a tool? Go ahead, block them. Here’s what they won’t be able to do:

  • Follow you
  • Message you
  • Like your posts
  • Reblog your posts
  • Reply to your posts
  • See your posts in search results
  • See your blog in search results

As far as their dashboard is concerned, you don’t exist. 

WOOHOO!


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#Tumblr: a User’s Guide #the more you know #I am reserving judgment for now