
I’m facing the apocalypse with The Rock, Ezio Auditore, and Darrell Hammond. I’ll take it.
You?
Gordon Ramsay, The Inquisitor, and Harry Dresden. @harriedwizard Hope you’re up for a party, hoss.
Hmm.. Captain Titus of the Ultramarines, Inquisitor Ravenor and Breq Mianaai… SWEEEEET LOL I’m the most useless member of the team- but I can cook and mend so there’s that….
Alpha Dave, Dirk, Karkat, and Sollux + …the judges from Chopped? + Alton Brown
I think I’ll be safe and also well-fed.
Commander Shepard (female), Gordon Ramsay, and Jason Bourne… It was a weird Netflix night, okay? But yeah, that’s a pretty good team right there. I imagine we’ll all be romance options for Shepard.
Oh please I have no problems with Kiron the Dragon rider (Mercedes Lackey’s Joust series), Kaiki Deishu (the con man), and Melzar the frost mage as a team and kicking zombie ass.
Will Graham (book version), Ellen Ripley and the Dragonborn. Yeah, I’ve got things pretty well under hand.
I’ve got Commander Janet Shepard, Duncan Macleod of the Clan Macleod, and Phil Coulson. I think we’re good. :D The interpersonal snark is gonna be pretty epic, though. (Methos would get on way better with Janet, for sure, but Duncan is the better swordsman. I suspect Coulson would just sit back and enjoy the trainwreck that is Duncan having no sense of humor in Janet’s vicinity… ^_^)
(oh right meant to reblog this sooner)
The Tenth Doctor, the Twelfth Doctor, and the Red Panda.
Doctors are generally good people to have around in an apocalypse, unless of course you’re one of the minor characters who gets killed near the beginning to emphasise how Serious and Dangerous this situation is.
The Red Panda…is a good person to have somewhere else tracking down and stopping the source of the apocalypse, but I‘d rather not have him on my team: dude has way too few moral qualms about using his mind-control powers.
I may not survive with my mind untampered with, I may not survive at all, but the world will be saved.
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#meme #zombie apocalypse #Doctor Who #Red Panda Adventures #one time he brainwashed a man into being generous #it was horrifying #and he routinely wipes people’s memories with insufficient justification #(pro tip: most practical benefits gained by wiping someone’s memory) #(can be obtained just as well and less invasively by instead installing a compulsion to keep the information a secret) #(harm reduction folks) #he thought turnabout was fair play on that one villain who used *his* mind-control powers to trap people in perpetual nightmares #the most recent episode I’ve gotten to he used it to ease the pain of a dying man #which would be totally ethical if he had *taken five seconds to ask permission first* #I mean don’t get me wrong they’re entertaining stories #I am enjoying them and would recommend #but both him and his torture-happy sidekick are *way* more morally ambiguous than they think they are








