trickerydickerydock:

Anne: I’m so glad you guys are friends after that whole mess with Venom, it really means a lot to me :)

Dan: Well, Eddie’s a great guy, water under the bridge with the cannibal space goo deal, it’s good, it’s all good :)

Dan, last night: And this one is selling sugar pills as heart medication, and these are the guys behind the insulin pricing bullshit, and this one–

Eddie, loaded down with several files’ worth of malpractice: I see you have a passion here, Dan

Dan: I’m a fan of you for a reason, Eddie

Venom: Remember that time I apologized for strangling you? That again, but this time I mean it

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#Venom #violence mention #medical abuse mention #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog