pleatedjeans:

 

64memories:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE


Tags:

#I kind of like this commercial #but Mom loves it #she never gets tired of it #they’ve been showing it for years and she still laughs #(the following category tags were added retroactively:) #our home and cherished land #advertising

ultimatepisshead:

 

ifearnofish:

you’re able to converse with our closest cousin and you tell it that one day its going to die 

well done scientists

well done

I think I may actually have known this was from the Onion by the font even before I’d finished processing the words. (Which would be weird if true, me not being a font geek and all. I don’t even know what font that is, let alone if it’s particularly distinct (at least not consciously). Maybe it was more the green symbol at the end? Hmm.)


Tags:

#The Onion #I can’t tell if I’m expected to be aware this isn’t real