ultimatepisshead:

 

ifearnofish:

you’re able to converse with our closest cousin and you tell it that one day its going to die 

well done scientists

well done

I think I may actually have known this was from the Onion by the font even before I’d finished processing the words. (Which would be weird if true, me not being a font geek and all. I don’t even know what font that is, let alone if it’s particularly distinct (at least not consciously). Maybe it was more the green symbol at the end? Hmm.)

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#The Onion #I can’t tell if I’m expected to be aware this isn’t real