foodnetwork-fandom:

roughhewnends:

“I call it a cooking show and I think you’re gonna like it.” (x)

Transcript, for anyone interested:

*Alton Brown opens door of the microwave the camera is sitting inside*

Hi, Internet. Alton Brown here. I just wanted to let everybody know that I’m gonna be taking a little break from the show Cutthroat Kitchen in order to concentrate my efforts on a new Internet venture I have. I call it “a cooking show”, and I think you’re gonna like it.

Why am I telling you from inside an appliance? *grins, takes on an up-to-something tone* No reason.

*closes microwave door*


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#I don’t promise to transcribe every video I reblog #but I know I personally prefer text #and am in fact about to reblog the text version of an audio post this person reblogged #because audio is way too much effort when there’s a written version right there #even aside from deafness I figure that if I had to go through the bother of watching this #I might as well save other people from that #Alton Brown #Mom’s been watching a lot of Cutthroat Kitchen lately and I miss friendly!Alton #the more you know #transcripts

KUEC Transcripts – Episode 1

{{Title link: http://kevinandursulatranscripts.dreamwidth.org/600.html}}

justice-turtle:

LOOK WHAT I DID I DID A THING :D

It’s on Dreamwidth because I don’t trust Tumblr to handle a two-hour episode transcript when I get there, and also I understand Dreamwidth more. I’m going to try to link each episode here as I finish it, though.

Anybody wants to volunteer to help transcribe episodes, just let me know and I’ll give you posting access on Dreamwidth. I’mma be playing catch-up for a while here by my lonesome… XD

Yay! It exists!

I’m going to be kind of busy the next few days, but maybe afterward I can find time to pitch in.


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#Kevin and Ursula Eat Cheap #transcripts

eponymous-rose:

Pros of writing transcripts: Holy crap, look at all these details I never would’ve noticed otherwise! Whoa, I feel 1000% more confident with these character voices! Hey, there’s a fantastic idea for an fic/meta post/audio post! Boy, I sure do love typing things… that’s probably weird isn’t it. Haha. Yeah.

Cons of writing transcripts: Trying to decipher Caboose’s dialogue.

#some… of these are words? probably? #same goes for half of sarge’s sargeisms

If loving typing things is wrong, I don’t want to be right.


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#Red vs Blue #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #one time when I was about nine I decided to transcribe the entirety of The Austere Academy so I could have it with me on my computer #(I’m pretty sure I had no idea ebooks were a thing) #(but I wouldn’t have been able to buy one anyway) #I would type a page or two whenever I was bored #I never completed it #but I still have the partial file #I typed 109 pages out of 221 #(109 pages of a Series of Unfortunate Events book is about 23.5 pages of OpenOffice) #(but still) #(~17.8k words) #tag rambles

ada-adorable asked: Do you listen to night Vale? If so, what do you think of Hiram McDaniels? If not, well, you should listen to night Vale but don’t feel compelled to pass judgment on the character without listening to the show in general. I mean, unless you want to.

lb-lee:

Actually, I have NEVER listened to Night Vale, and I likely never will on account of pure audio is one of the HARDEST ways for me to process information. (Seriously, I can read books that’d make your eyes bleed, but have me listen to a podcast and I climb walls.  I don’t know how audiophiles even cope with life.)

So sadly, I know absolutely nothing about this character.  Feel free to give me your quick sketch, if you like; you can’t really spoil me on this front.  If that’s not your cuppa, perhaps one of my friendly readers will add their opinion!

Cecil Speaks! Cecil Speaks is awesome. They even have translations of the occasional Russian and Morse code.

(I do have enough audio-processing ability to listen to Night Vale, but only just, so I know that feeling.)


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#reply via reblog #Welcome to Night Vale #The Great Night Vale Fandom Assimilation of 2013 #accessibility #PSA

devildoll:

drinkmasturbatecry:

OH MY GOD I JUST FOUND A TUMBLR OF NIGHT VALE TRANSCRIPTS MADE SPECIFICALLY FOR HEARING IMPAIRED FANS

i am cry for reals

every time tumblr is shitty i will do my best to remember this moment

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#Welcome to Night Vale #I was actually wondering about this #this one only has up to episode 6 and hasn’t been updated in three weeks #but has a link to another one with 10 #and there’s a post in the notes on this that says there’s one with 20-something #but it’s from one of those blogs with themes that hide all the posts from wandering passers-by #but still they clearly are out there #good to know

Edit to our last video:

multiplevoices:

There are subtitles now. Some things *I* couldn’t understand and so that’s a thing. Also, all speakers (including the ones in-system) have been identified.

Sorry the formatting’s borked. ^^;;

—PM (Magneton)

(Anshin and PM say things)

PM: Let the hufflebadger show you how it’s done.

You can’t hear that?

Anshin: Are you putting the Jeopardy theme on?

PM: No, I’m not, because I don’t have the Jeopardy theme available.

(I’m not sure what’s more funny: the hypothetical version in which you play the Jeopardy theme, or that I had to imagine it myself.)


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#reply via reblog   #multiplevoices   #accessibility