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femmenietzsche:

argumate:

kata4a:

femmenietzsche:

I know there are more important things going on in the world, but if you’re still making X printer goes brrr jokes you deserve to be broken on the wheel. Argumate do not reblog this with an X printer goes brrr joke like I know you want to.

@argumate if you reblog this with an X printer goes brrr joke I promise to experience exactly as many positive utils as danielle loses plus one, making doing so a moral obligation

I was going to do it but now you’ve gone and ruined it with utilitarianism so I won’t, well played.

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azumariko:

he was on TATOOINE you fucking loser

 

thebaconsandwichofregret:

Obi-Wan can find an invisible planet hidden by a devious Sith Lord, Anakin can’t find his ex-best friend on his own home planet while the guy is still using his own damn name.

I know we give Obi-wan a lot of shit for leaving Luke with his real surname but Anakin really is that stupid

 

notanotherreyloblog:

the perfect hiding place: the sandiest fucking planet that anakin would never set foot on again

 

soloontherocks:

I’d like to remind everyone again that it’s literally canon that Vader can’t step foot on Tatooine because the desert gets into his creaky old man robot joints and makes his suit break down

aka the sand is coarse, rough, irritating, and gets everywhere

 

ghostymcspooky:

i  d o n t  l i k e  s a n d

 

roachpatrol:

okay but what if everyone was like ‘vader, kenobi’s on tattooine. he’s obviously on tattooine. he’s been there for years. he’s just right fucking there, we all know it.’ and vader is just desperately shaking down jedi like they’re magic eight-balls and he wants a better fortune. like ‘no i don’t like that try again’. 

kenobi’s just sitting there in his pile of sand like a smug fucking bastard. he doesn’t need to hide jack shit. he went to the tattooine board of tourism and got them to print up flyers that say ‘COME TO TATTOOINE, WE HAVE SAND’ and luke is probably going to be safe until his midlife fucking crisis at this rate.

palpatine finds vader aimlessly checking behind pieces of furniture in some shitty space motel on kamino

‘he’s on tattooine,’ palpatine says. 

‘nuh uh,’ vader says, and peers under a couch.

 

thesouthernjedi:

peers under a couch

 

cupcakeshakesnake:

This is the best Star Wars post I have read in a while.

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