attackfish:

As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can’t argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.


Tags:

#Passover #frogs #Untitled Goose Game #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #death tw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

apisashla:

genderfluid-dynamics:

apisashla:

Every time I go out to visit the midwest or mountain west I’m baffled as to how anyone lives in these gigantic flat plains or giant bowl valleys between mountains with no trees to speak of. It’s nature’s panopticon. You can go inside I guess but that roof can’t hide you from God like the woods can. It’s gorgeous of course but I’m going back to Mirkwood where I can think my wicked little thoughts in peace, thank you very much.

i feel the same except the complete opposite. the mountains are nice to visit but how does anyone live there? you don’t know what’s hiding in there. peace is endless flat plains, nothing but you and the angel you’re struggling with.

fascinating! enjoy the type of horror that feels like home to you and I will do the same xoxo


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#the answer is me‚ *I* am hiding in there #(okay technically I don’t live in the mountains but yeah) #((certainly I have visited some very cozy caves)) #(and technically I’ve never been to the prairies but #I absolutely took one look at the place secondhand and was like ”that sounds fucking miserable”) #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

hjartasalt:

monarch-ambrosia:

hjartasalt:

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Can’t fucking stand this bitch. Just missed my charger port after two drinks

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yeah,,,,

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In a timeline darker than ours this is a reality


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #BBC Sherlock #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #embarrassment squick? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

level-17-spheal asked: Hey, you keep on mentioning you don’t know how tumblr works. I’d be perfectly happy to lie to you if you want to know more!

pathos-logical:

chameliyun:

nyancrimew:

ok whats the funniest lie you have about how tumblr works

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[ID: A reply by @/demonbunny5 which reads: “you can find posts by searching for them with the search bar.” End ID]


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #Tumblr: a User’s Guide #(sort of) #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

etirabys:

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Tags:

#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #((this amusement not to be taken as expressing an opinion regarding the statement itself)) #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

lizardywizard:

ace-kaz-brekker:

ace-kaz-brekker:

Every time I see a bunch of posts from Neil Gaiman on my feed I think, “Neil… you’re procrastinating writing again, aren’t you”

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Neil.

reblog to tell neil gaiman he’s procrastinating his writing. i love that tumblr can do this


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #scrupulosity cw?

nostalgebraist:

About my fake staff ask

How I made it:

Currently, the tumblr API just… lets you make a post in which you “reply” to an “ask” from an arbitrary user, containing arbitrary content.

In tumblr’s Neue Post Format (NPF), responses to asks look similar to other posts. The only difference is that they have a special entry in their “layout,” specifying which part of the post is the ask, and who it is from.

Right now, if you try to create an NPF post with this kind of layout entry in it, it just works! You can use this to make an “ask” from anyone, containing anything, and answer it.

This is a huge bug and presumably will get fixed sometime soon?

How I discovered the bug:

Weirdly enough, I find out about it while trying to improve @nostalgebraist-autoresponder’s alt text features this past week.

As you may have noticed, Frank now writes alt text differently, with more clarity about which pieces are AI-generated and what role they play.

While making this change, I found myself newly frustrated with my inability to use line breaks in alt text. The API used to let me do it, but then it stopped, hence all the “[newline]” stuff in older alt texts.

After poking around, I found that you can use line breaks in alt text on tumblr, and you can do this through the API, but only if you create posts in NPF.

Frank creates posts in legacy, not NPF. This has been true forever, and it works fine so I’ve had no reason to change it.

Fully rewriting Frank’s post creation code to use NPF would take a lot of work.

Right now, Frank’s language model generates text very close to a limited subset of HTML, which I can send to tumblr as “legacy” post content basically as-is. To create posts in NPF, I’d have to figure out the right way to convert that limited HTML into NPF’s domain-specific block language.

I wasn’t going to do that just to support this one nicety of alt text formatting.

“But wait…”, I thought.

“Frank is already making these posts, with the alt text, in legacy format. And once they exist on tumblr, it’s easy to determine how to represent them in NPF. I just fetch the existing post, in NPF format.”

So all I need to do is

  1. Have Frank make the post, as a draft, with the alt text containing “[newline]” or something in place of the line breaks I really want.
  2. Fetch this draft, in NPF.
  3. Create a new NPF post, with the same contents that we just fetched, in whichever state we wanted for the original post (draft, published, or queued).
  4. Delete the draft we made in step 1.

This was convoluted, but it worked! I patted myself on the back for a clever workaround, and went on to do other stuff for a while…

…and then it hit me.

In the case where the post was a response to an ask, Frank was doing the following:

  1. Responding to the ask.
  2. Fetching the response in NPF.
  3. Creating a completely new post, identical to the response – including the contents of the original ask.
  4. Deleting the original ask.

Meaning, you can just make asks ab nihilo, apparently.

So after a few more tests, I went and made the @staff ask, as one does.

Unfortunately, once the bug gets fixed, Frank’s newlines-in-alt-text solution won’t work for asks anymore… oh well, it wasn’t a big deal anyway.


Tags:

#The Great Tumblr Apocalypse #Tumblr: a User’s Guide #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what

fortooate:

what if you were hanging out on a bus or in a classroom or whatever and then something happens to you that is so ClassicTumblr™ Text Post For Notes© that you can never tell anyone. like, this bisexual punk grandmother just choked out a skinhead with her Destiel-themed cane while giving an impassioned speech about Big Pharma and now you can never tell anybody


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #Tumblr: a User’s Guide #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

calamitys-child:

I need. Adult sized playgrounds. I did rock climbing for a bit until I got injured and chalk gives me sensory ick anyway, I did trampolining as a kid, but that’s not enough really its not the same its too Sports coded. I need to go to a big softplay and run around with my friends and get into social bonding fights with other people there. I need to go play on the swings. I think it would be good for society generally if there wasn’t a cutoff age on Going To Play on the proprioceptive stimming machines and hurtling benevolently and haphazardly into things. Running around used to be so Fun. I don’t wanna do rock climbing again even a fraction as much as I want a jungle gym yken? I don’t wanna swim laps I wanna play on the big floating inflatable obstacle courses and go down the flumes and it’s much harder to do that as an adult


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#…yeah that’s a good point #I guess I do have child-passing privilege in this regard #I played on a public swingset‚ like‚ last year #and they do let me on bouncy castles #people who can’t pass for 13 should get to have that too #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #aging cw?

soph950:

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This one is the best in a while


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#… #relatable #Buddhism #Christianity #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #death tw? #unreality cw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once