whatsdifferentincanada:

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#our home and cherished land #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #drugs mention #this may sound like an exaggeration but this is exactly what it’s like #(if anything this is an understatement: it doesn’t mention date formats) #you sometimes hear people wonder if you need to be bilingual to live in Canada #and you do‚ but the indispensable second language isn’t French #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

riflebrass:

eraserdude6226:

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Just putting this out there to let people know to watch what they post because you can be found and if you think that the government can’t do this …

Well, you better think again!!

Reminder that in 2017 4chan played capture the flag with Shia LaBeouf. Without any kind of a retail store to use for landmarks they got a rough estimate of the flags location from a livestream. They used the position of the sun to narrow it down to a specific time zone, they tracked the flight paths of planes seen flying overhead to further narrow it down. Then someone in the area drove around honking his horn while viewers on the livestream told him if he was getting closer until he found and stole the flag.


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(the hacking montage) #fun with loopholes #fun with Google Maps #(mostly fun with OpenStreetMap) #(but it was already a tag) #stalking cw #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

dustdevildog:

dustdevildog:

Hoping praying that somewhere out there is a shrimp therian who knows how to fry rice

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I knew there was justice in this cruel world…


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#food #overly literal interpretations #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #(…I can’t quite tag this ”it got better” because it got better *before the first post left my queue*) #(so I am simply replacing that post with this new-and-improved version) #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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jedusaur:

thememedaddy:

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one time a casual hockey fan tried to convey this experience to me from the other side as: “it’s like… okay, imagine that you like donuts, and you meet a guy who also likes donuts, and you’re like, hey, cool, we both like donuts! but this guy… he built his house out of donuts

so now when I trip into a new fandom I’m like “oh shit I’m building this house out of donuts”

[Image ID: Tweet from @/ warnerbff on 22.03.23 reading: talking to someone with the same interests as you and realizing they’re a casual enjoyer while you’re deranged /End ID]


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#relatable #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

fluffmugger:

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lilli-sturmreiter:

cumpriest:

hidrellez:

you gotta include this photo

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ağlıycam

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#this isn’t *exactly* a that-one-post-with-the-thing #but it *is* a post where I was surprised to realise I had never reblogged it #(or at least my searching isn’t turning up anything) #so I will etch it into the monolith now #cats #adorable #juxtaposition #food #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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otakuap:

The campfire took a bite out of the sausage.


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#Pokemon #art #fanart #adorable #food #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard:

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#never forget what we are capable of‚ when we band together and declare battle on what is broken in the world #proud citizen of The Future #disappointed permanent resident of The Future #(…the local doctor’s offices and nursing homes recently stopped masking and I…*may* be having emotions about it) #illness tw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

scythesalad asked: which symbol do you think would look coolest on the back of a jacket?

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard:

Let’s be real. All of them would.

But I think a NFPA 704 would be the coolest.

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Mainly because you could make it personal.

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How short is your temper? Do you consider yourself toxic to others? How mentally stable are you?

And of course, you could put a standard/semi-standard symbol in the white (biohazard and radioactivity symbols are always a hit), but you could also get creative.

I mean, imagine the possibilities!

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my-ceiling-is-scuffed:

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Took that bitch like a personality test. Needs to be finished and ironed tho :/

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard:

YOOOOOOO


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#clothing #art #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

seat-safety-switch:

Tires cost a fortune. You can buy a car for $200, or at least you used to be able to, and easily spend double that on a set of rock-hard ditch-finders from the local tire shop. When I asked a tire company executive about it, they weasel-worded some mouth grease about tires being “expensive to ship.” Obviously, the only way I was going to get through this was to open a tire factory of my own.

This isn’t unusual. Tire factories used to dot this proud nation in a time before AliExpress and Amazon Secondus. Folks just like you and I would go to work and eke out a reasonable, middle-class existence – with a pension – putting high-quality tires under our neighbours’ cars, for cheap. Eventually, some spreadsheet said this was no longer cost-effective, and now we have to order our tires from another country.

I’m sure they have lots of good reasons for this. Tires are a lot better since the sixties and seventies: for instance, when it starts to snow, not everyone within a 50 mile radius of your car is instantly killed. You can brake harder into corners and also take them at greater speed, without them getting all greasy and knobbly as they heat up. You would expect this improved technology to cost more money, which means that the big tire executives needed to outsource it in order to make the final price more affordable.

Of course, this is patented bullshit. If you’re not interested in profit, you can make inexpensive, good tires all day long. Switch Tire Company, being technically a subsidiary of Switch Investment Corporation, is run entirely at a loss. We simply bet against ourselves every day, shorting our stock on the open market. People take the other side of it, maybe because we keep renaming our company to things like “Switch Blockchain Expressions” or “Switch Artificially Intelligent Hookerbots,” the sort of names that make the casual Wall Street Tier 1 investment bank think that we’re up-and-comers. Then we pour the money we made off their backs into running off a new set of race tires.

Sure, I could have used this kind of business acumen to do something other than lose money making tires for shit-box cars. How else was I going to be able to find 13-inch tires that are 10 inches wide?


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#storytime #unreality cw #death tw? #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once