malwarewolf404:

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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #embarrassment squick? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

ferveurs:

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#saw this post shortly after discussing respirator recs with someone #which was an interesting juxtaposition #the wondrous variety of sapient life #101 Uses for Infrastructureless Computers #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

unclefather:

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he took a bath 3 times

todaysbird:

his name is Organic Spinach

pigcatapult:

the cleanest frog in Michigan

todaysbird:

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if i had some kind of deal as a kid where a frog was at the bottom of bags of spinach i would have easily eaten five times as much spinach

tuulikki:

Dunno why they think it wasn’t washed because of this. Washing would remove dirt and small bugs, but it wouldn’t it just be a nice shower for the frog?


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#frogs #food #adorable #(…from a distance) #unsanitary cw #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

nonebinary-leftbeef:

DEVASTATING the lyric you’ve been mishearing is better than the real one


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#the real version of ”Jackpot” by Jocelyn Alice is infinitely less badass than #what I’d been assuming from the apparent line ”I’ll make the Devil cry” #music #relatable #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

cheeseanonioncrisps:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

foldingfittedsheets:

quintessentialverbalized:

quintessentialverbalized:

You guys I just realized that what I’ve always wanted out of werewolf fiction is a story where lycanthropy isn’t a purely human condition

Like this dude wakes up from his wolfbender and his room is full of all these fucking chickens from local farms that he initiated into his pack. They all start clucking and crowing at the moon and when it’s full they all transform into these tiny little weird bipedal wolves with wings.

I don’t remember making this post but it’s going around again and I’m losing my shit

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Imagine becoming a werewolf because you got attacked by a fucked up chicken

A wildlife rehab centre discovers that one of its patients is a lycanthrope when the full moon hits and their wolf transforms into a slightly different wolf.


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#werewolves #art #story ideas I will never write #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(though I was already planning to reblog it before I got to that last comment) #amnesia cw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once