transgenderer:

is there any way to make your remains totally unavailable to the biosphere? i know you can get cremated and made into a rock but most of your mass gets released into the air! maybe if i was encased in resin…

 

official-kircheis:

Have your remains launched into heliocentric orbit

 

raginrayguns:

Greg Egan – The Walk:

I strain my ears, but I can’t pick up the faintest hint of traffic, now; just birdsong, insects, the crackling of the forest’s debris underfoot. Fucking nature. I refuse to die here. I want to end my life like a human being: in Intensive Care, high on morphine, surrounded by cripplingly expensive doctors and brutal, relentless life-support machines. Then the corpse can go into orbit— preferably around the sun. I don’t care how much it costs, just so long as I don’t end up part of any fucking natural cycle: carbon, phosphorus, nitrogen. Gaia, I divorce thee. Go suck the nutrients out of someone else, you grasping bitch.

Tags:

#death tw #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #((this amusement not to be taken as expressing an opinion regarding the statement itself))

fipindustries:

HPMOR, now with a writer actually less cringy than the original harry potter!


Tags:

#Harry Potter #Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #((this amusement not to be taken as expressing an opinion regarding the statement itself)) #high context jokes #our roads may be golden or broken or lost

rationalists-out-of-context:

Yeah in the old days, it would have been strange to specify “I’m a guy” or “I’m a girl”. This is the Internet! Nobody cares who you are, only how well you can argue about atheism!


Tags:

#religion #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #((this amusement not to be taken as expressing an opinion regarding the statement itself))

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

The wizard of Oz’s entire solution to having a political rival in the West was ‘oh I’ll just send this random 15 year old to assassinate her’ what

 

im-queer-and-thats-all-i-know:

Dumbledore

 

rincentvanuggh:

OH SHIT

 

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

fuckin wizards. idk

 

bloodmoses:

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extremelybears:

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

there it is


Tags:

#Harry Potter #The Wizard of Oz #juxtaposition #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #((this amusement not to be taken as expressing an opinion regarding the statement itself))

Reds are a clean caste.

openamenta:

pass it on


Tags:

#Amenta #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #high context jokes #(no even higher context than that) #(like the amount of context needed to parse the sentence ”reds are a clean caste” is not even enough) #(this is one of those posts I reblog mostly for the amusement of my future self) #((this amusement not to be taken as expressing an opinion regarding the statement itself))