“I don’t like the Jack Harkness test because it means it’s okay to fuck Scooby Doo”
yes that’s the entire damn point of the Harkness test. The Harkness Test doesn’t exist to say you have to fuck Scooby Doo. The Harkness Test exists to say that it is morally/ethically fine for someone to want to fuck Scooby Doo, because Scooby Doo can give informed consent and communicate as such.
the reason you don’t like it is because none of you are self-aware enough to realize how incredibly fucking puritan all of you are when it comes to fucking
Tumblr being free is humanity’s greatest error.
Then pay me 20$ if you feel so strongly about it
Tumblr is a free website where I am paid $20
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #((this amusement not to be taken as expressing an opinion regarding the statement itself)) #discourse cw #nsfw text #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #((this amusement not to be taken as expressing an opinion regarding the statement itself)) #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
ignoring the oath and the consequences of not giving up silmarils. which do you think is morally the most correct re: who should get the silmarils?
Look, I’d go with Regular Inheritance Law, treating the Silmarils as just another piece of property. That ought to make the Feanorians just as mad even though it means they keep title.
Except that this is thousands of years ago, everyone’s dead and/or in Elf Space Heaven and/or Not, so we should really be applying regular archaeology law.
The Silmarils belong to the British Museum.
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explainer for americans: this is like if burger won the world cup
wait. wait. i think i almost understand. hamburger or cheeseburger
Cheeseburger
ok yeah i’m up to speed now. ARGENTINA NUMERO UNO CAMPEAO DO MUNDO
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pfffft, you call yourself a supervillain but you’re STILL using chrome? dumbass! everyone knows REAL evildoers switch to firefox!!
I already reblogged this post but this tag made me laugh for 10 minutes
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Welcome to the funniest set of memes I’ve ever seen thank you
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#gender #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #((this amusement not to be taken as expressing an opinion regarding the statement itself)) #(((more specifically‚ not to be taken as expressing an opinion regarding the particular paradigm of gender implied by these memes))) #(((I am aware of the existence of gender paradigms that think *both* transphobes *and* these memes are full of shit))) #(((but that’s way above my pay grade))) #(((regardless‚ that ”Pangea” one *is* hilarious))) #((((and to a lesser extent ”check out this cornfield”)))) #discourse cw #politics cw #cissexism cw
everyone’s like wehhhhh why doesn’t doctor house gets suuuueeed! like my man. literally every patient he sees is someone that’s been trying to find a diagnosis for ages. i could live with a little medical malpractice if it were coming from someone ready to break into my home to look for allergens and not simply half heartedly listen to me before suggesting I lose weight and take ages of back and forth arguing to order a single test
“it’s medical malpractice” have u ever been a doctor? most medicine is malpractice. let the man limp around chewing vicodin doing 50 invasive tests please
Once Taub (derogatory) derisively said about a patient with unexplained chronic pain “7 doctors couldn’t find anything wrong with him, what does that mean?” and House replied without even thinking “it means they’re idiots” and proceed to work his ass off to diagnose the patient Taub wanted to write off as a faker or something. If a doctor had said that when that patient was ME, I wouldn’t dream of suing them in a million years
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#Twilight #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #((this amusement not to be taken as expressing an opinion regarding the statement itself)) #abuse cw
ramming into the back of the minivan with the autism awareness sticker like are you aware of me now sandra
WITNESS ME [totals my shitty honda]
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1 boxing is correct, for the explanation simulate me and ask him because i am busy
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Brinens and Things 