story ideas I will never write

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gallifreyanspookypants:

They say the darkness cannot harm you. That your fears are imaginary.

They lie.

The truth is there are creatures in the dark.

Specters that stalk and twist our minds. Monsters that change you into mindless mechanical beasts. Demons whose only goal to destroy the entire disgusting human race.

But there are people who fight to keep you safe.

People who fight in the dark so you can live in the light.

We are the Foundation. We secure. We contain. We protect.

SLDKFJ:SLDKFJ

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK SOMEONE MAKE THIS A REAL THING

PLEASE

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#SCP #I suspect I would be scarred for life after watching it #but somehow I don’t think that would stop me

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pervocracy:

shoofle:

tootsie-megagurl:

spider-flaps:

vondell-swain:

ikea should sell a “surprise” box for like $100 that contains one random furniture item disassembled with no labels or instructions

and hold competitions for the most creative outcome

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I would buy the fuck out of that.

My local IKEA (Stoughton) has an “as is” area that sells returned and slightly-irregular furniture, but also has random mismatched boards and hardware parts for like $2 each.

Several teams, $100 budget each, the “as is” area, 48 hours, and a panel of celebrity furniture judges.  The IKEA Frankenstein Contest.  I should make this happen.

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clumsyoctopus:

you know movies like avatar where they travel to another planet and colonise it and terrorise the natives

what if there was a movie where a bunch of explorers landed on another planet

but it was more advance and they instantly got dragged to an immigration office and shouted at in a language they didnt understand and made to fill out a bunch of forms for like 6 hours and had their ship impounded until they jumped through a bunch of legal loops