gallifreyanspookypants:

They say the darkness cannot harm you. That your fears are imaginary.

They lie.

The truth is there are creatures in the dark.

Specters that stalk and twist our minds. Monsters that change you into mindless mechanical beasts. Demons whose only goal to destroy the entire disgusting human race.

But there are people who fight to keep you safe.

People who fight in the dark so you can live in the light.

We are the Foundation. We secure. We contain. We protect.

SLDKFJ:SLDKFJ

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK SOMEONE MAKE THIS A REAL THING

PLEASE


Tags:

#SCP #I suspect I would be scarred for life after watching it #but somehow I don’t think that would stop me

tyrotheterrible:

scp-pickup-lines:

Baby, are you a Keter? Because your looks are killer.

SO THIS BLOG APPARENTLY EXISTS.

Why is this so hilarious?


Tags:

#I’m glad nobody else was around to hear me laughing #this would be awkward to explain #SCP #oh my god I looked at the SCP tag #and there’s an Ask 682 blog #seriously #keter-scp-682