What is the best comment in source code you have ever encountered?

stephantom:  

// Magic. Do not touch.

// When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
// Now, God only knows

#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers

stop(); // Hammertime!

// drunk, fix later

// Replaces with spaces the braces in cases
// where braces in places cause stasis
     $str = str_replace(array(“\{“,”\}”),” “,$str);

/**
* For the brave souls who get this far: You are the chosen ones,
* the valiant knights of programming who toil away, without rest,
* fixing our most awful code. To you, true saviors, kings of men,
* I say this: never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down,
* never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry,
* never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
*/

(x)


Tags:

#programming #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #rickrolling #poetry

ozymandias271:

badscienceshenanigans:

when you feel sad just remember that the English language has a dedicated verb for sending people links to a Rick Astley music video

Yeah! There’s a really good article about the history and linguistic implications of that verb here.


Tags:

#rickrolling #language #there probably *is* an article like that out there somewhere #just not here

queenshulamit:

otpprompts:

Imagine your OTP have been together for a while, and Person A organizes a romantic holiday.

On the last night, they’re walking along beside a river under a breathtaking sunset. Every aspect of the whole trip has been perfectly planned to make Person B as happy as is humanly possible. At a sheltered, leafy spot Person A stops and turns. Person B is nervous and excited as this person they love more than anything in the world gets down on one knee and looks up at them adoringly. 

And then Person A takes a deep breath and says:
We’re no strangers to love
You know the rules, and so do I…

michaelblume


Tags:

#rickrolling #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog

adoxographist:

acclassiguy:

acclassiguy:

aRE U KIDDING ME

btw i just looked at the playlist they linked and i am so fucking mad

image

The resurgence of rick rolling has brought about a new form of rick rolling. A rick rolling where you trick someone into thinking you’re going to classic rick roll them, only to link them to a photograph of the video, or an ashley tisdale cover, or this playlist. 

Like living creatures, memes must evolve to survive….


Tags:

#music #rickrolling #dear god

hikatokage:

momentsofweakness:

egberts:

imagine getting a howler at hogwarts and opening it and getting rickrolled

And hardly anyone understands what the hell is going on, except for those three other muggle-born kids who are laughing their asses off.

Imagine it becoming a problem and Dumbledore ends up banning it but secretly he’s laughing his ass off


Tags:

#Harry Potter